Hey Hammer.......

I can't resist, Hammer is so Old..........

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
You are so old, you fart dust.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Thor once said, Hey, where do you think you're going......

(the last one was mine:D)
 
I was just checking. I'm a newbe here and the thread got a little cold...Thought some of you may have been really really old farts.:D
 
I can't resist, Hammer is so Old..........

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
You are so old, you fart dust.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Thor once said, Hey, where do you think you're going......

(the last one was mine:D)

Nice!
 
Us "old guys" can tease each other just better not be any jokes from any young 'uns.
 
I was just checking. I'm a newbe here and the thread got a little cold..

Nah, it was just nap time. And then we got Jello!

Us "old guys" can tease each other just better not be any jokes from any young 'uns.

Well, during Jello Time, some of us were discussing which desert to drop him in the middle of, with only one of those cheap knockoff gas station pocket knives.
 
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