Hey Sal: all the cool knives I want !

[Nemo]

Hey now Sal

I'm writing to you,
Cos there's alot of cool sh*t I want...

I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there's alot of cool **** I want,
So here's my list,
So check it out twice,

I want,
A solid gold Native with machine guns on the front,
I want,
A Spyderco lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the 'Op'ning Hole' copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Joyce Laituri speedo top,

So there you go Sal theres my wish list,
Thats all the cool sh*t I want,

But wait a minute Sal theres some things I missed,
There's still alot of cool sh*t I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,

I want,
A time machine and a chinook prototype,
I want,
A statue of Ronin on the surface of the sun,
I want,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of sheeples,
I want,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go dear Sal I'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some really cool sh*t I want,
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,

PS I still-a need some more sh*t-a,

I want,
A diamond Police shooting fire from its butt,
I want,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I want,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I want,


All the cool sh*t I want!




This was tribute to Tenacious D...

 

[Summerland]

LMAO!

Very creative, Nemo! How about a remix in French?

 

[Nemo]

a freedom remix ?

it won't be Tenacious D no more ! ;D

 

[Rorschach]

Obey the D! JB and KG rule!

 

[LUG]

Little Nemo, i hope santa sal'll give you all these incredibles gifts !...