HI has forced me into hiding

etp777

etp777

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Normally shop during the day, but had to do my shopping late at night this week, in hopes that I wouldnt' see anyone I know.

The cause for my embarassment?

THe jar of Udder Cream in my basket.





AKA the only thing they ahd on shelf with lanolin. :) Felt weird taking that up to the cashier. :)
 
Sort of like the city boy going to the farm and feed store for hooflex.

Boy, you ain't never seen a horse, have you? :)
 
etp777 said:
Normally shop during the day, but had to do my shopping late at night this week, in hopes that I wouldnt' see anyone I know.

The cause for my embarassment?

THe jar of Udder Cream in my basket.





AKA the only thing they ahd on shelf with lanolin. :) Felt weird taking that up to the cashier. :)
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Don't sweat it ept.
Every guy who's married or has a GF, has gone through the "fun" of buying kotex/tampax for their significant other at one time or another. Udder cream is easy :D

Heck. When winter comes. I still use "Bag Balm". Nothing better for your chapped and cracked hands.

Mark T.
 
'Twas rather embarrassing to go to the Wal-Mart pharmacy and ask for a tube of pure lanolin. The clerk said "what?", forcing me to answer "like nursing mothers use...". Of course, she then had to go ask the pharmacist, and I got a strange look from both of them. BTW, the kids at home call it my "nipple cream".

Geoffrey
 
Geoffrey Raiser said:
BTW, the kids at home call it my "nipple cream".

Geoffrey
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Yea and you'll be surprised at how good it feels on yer own nipples when they get chapped in the cold winter months.:rolleyes: :D ;)
Oh wait. That's me that goes without a shirt when it's 40 degrees ainnit?:o ;) :D
 
Used a heat gun to warm up and liquify Bag Balm on a khukuri handle recently. The stuff went right into the horn. Then I burned myself on the gun and used Bag Balm on the injury with good results. No Blister! That's a twofer.
 
etp?

Next time, go in drag. No one notices, unless you wear weird shoes, or clashing colors, or maybe the dangly earings that you just LOVE, but other people don't understand....


er...








nevermind.


Not-Kis, somebody else who broke in and took control of his computer....yeah, that's it.
 
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