HI is selling "hatchets" to Japan

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By now most of you know that I have had my share of problems with customs around the world. Japan is right up there as far as customs go. They have strict laws, including customs, regarding knives. Here's the latest and I thought it was pretty funny. Maybe you will, too, and humor is part of this forum.

A Japanese customer recently ordered a 20 inch Ang Khola with the following shipping instructions: Please call the khukuri a "hatchet" and customs will give me no problem. So, I included an invoice which read:

item: Handcrafted broad blade 20 inch hatchet.

Knowing that a khukuri by any other name is still a khukuri.

Customs!

Uncle Bill
 
When I picked up a package awhile ago at the post the person who brought it over to the counter saw the label and inquired "What is a khukuri?". I replied "It would be far easier for me to tell you what it isn't."

She didn't get the joke so I simply said "Its a traditional woodworking tool used in Nepal." Not strictly a lie but I severely doubt that anyone opening that package would be prepared for the contents.

I think that was the 20" Ang Khola. They must have fairly big wood in Nepal.

That reminds me of my Dad telling me about the wood he used to cut when he was growing up. I asked him if he avoided the big wood since they only had axes. His reply "The trees were fairly big. It was all you could do to carry the sticks one at a time to the pile.". So I answer "That's pretty good, we don't cut down any bigger wood that that now.". He gets a puzzeled look on his face and then comments "I was talking about the branches."

That's wood almost big enough for Phil to call it a decent sized tree
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-Cliff
 
It`s OK to lie to the govt.,they lie to you and they are not real people.Besides,I`ve been through the U.S.school of lying.

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It is not a matter of lying, ghostsix, but of observing governmental regulations. As we all know all governments have crazy regulations. This is just another example.

"If you call this blade a hatchet you may import it. If you call this blade a khukuri you may not." The name of the item, not the item itself, is the key to importation. Now, that's crazy.

Uncle Bill

[This message has been edited by Bill Martino (edited 08 April 1999).]
 
I went thru a very similar school GHOSTSIX, only they threw me out for telling them the king had no clothes on.

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JP
 
While not related to knives, this story is on topic...lying to bureaucrats and having it accepted.

A few years ago I had a friend who went to medical school in Guadalajara Mx ( a 4.0 undergrad but wasn't a member of a minority group). He had completed his first semester and was registering for the 2nd...for some strange reason, foreign students had to submit all their original papers each registration time and get charged extra money (requiring having multiple copies of everything). This particular time they wouldn't complete his registration for classes because a particular paper wasn't embossed with an "official seal"...if he didn't get registered by the end of the day he'd have to wait another semester. So he freaks for a few minutes and good ol American ingenuity kicks in....he goes outside. His dad worked for a big insurance company (think of a big rock) and so my friend had a company keychain with a medallian/logo in raised relief. He goes to the parking lot arranges this logo on the document with padding and drives over it with his car. Voila...its perfectly embossed and clean. He goes back in and registers...and it was the same person!
6 months later he transferred to UCLA Med and is now a thoracic surgeon.
 
DC, great story. Guess the first rule any bureaucrat learns is CYA. "If it has a seal, it must be real".

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JP
 
I once managed to convince a San Francisco cop that Felix the albino FERRET was a rat!

I doubt he ever forgave me, either...

Gawd I hate California.

Jim March
 
Ok, your all under arrest. Of course bribes are acceptable as long as you call them donations. I accept VISA and MC, no American Express please.
 
Right on, Cobalt! I always thought it should be against the law to call a khukuri a hatchet.

Uncle Bill
 
We had backchannel ways of getting what we wanted.The need for a new suppressed weapon became so acute that we wanted a U.S. Mfgr.and a reliable supply.We talked with S&W for a suppressed Mod.39 9MM.147 gr.subsonic with a slide latch that could be engaged for no action sound.Bill Ruger made an intergally suppressed .22 Well,when we went to congress for the budget,We did not want to tell them what we wanted them for.Some genious came up with the idea that we needed them to silence the ubiquitious village dogs that would give our presence away.Congress bought this bull,we upgraded our inventory from the WW11 .45`s and H.S.,HD MIL`s,the .22 with the hammer.We also had suppressed Karl Gustave Mod.1945`s commonly known as the Swedish K.When the Swedish K`s ran out of parts,S&W ran a copy called the Mod.76.We called the new suppressed weapons'Hush Puppies",a continuing joke upon congress,which was not on our side.The heck with them,if they can`t take a joke. We would never have gotten them if the true purpose was public. You can`t steal from the govt.either,so long as your troops need the resources that are having redistributed or misappropriated and, it is not for personal gain. I aquired some Mod.1919 M2 Browning .50 cal MG`s.They reqire a go-no go headspace gauge to set up.These were unavailable through regular supply channels.I had some other business in Saigon so,I caught a bird and while there,illegally engaged in blackmarket activities by buying a half a dozen for 100 Piasters,"a buck U.S."a copy.What would have done?If you are good,you can fake the headspace and adjust the bbl.in or out depending upon what your ear tells you,but this is not the safest nor the best method.In combat you do what you need to do,and I`m here to tell you that the support that you have been mislead to expect is not there unless you take it. If we had won that fight and the bean counters came in,all of the good leaders would be in jail. I didn`t lie to my superior officers but,I didn`t tell them everything I knew either.Sometimes I couldn`t because they were not cleared and sometimes they would steer the conversation so that they wouldn`t hear what they didn`t want to hear. Ethical dilemas that would challange a Phd.and,teenagers had the power to call in an Arc light.Few American C.E.O.`s can spend that kind of money on their own authority.Six B-52`s from Guam?Not to mention our fast movers,gunships and Arty.or Naval support. May you live in interesting times.

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John,the story is the emperor has no cloths.We carried several ID.`s.One of our guys was wounded and went to the hospt. under an RMK-BRJ ID. USAID and USIS ID was carried as well.You just never know who you want to be,and,he,of course,dissappeared as soon as he was able to travel and before they could make a good check.The whole story of that ten years is lost to history.No one fought the same conflict.The records are spotty.I watched some of my own blow away in Long Binh.I dropped the portfolio and I wasn`t about to chase them.I saw the jacket years later and it had the red mud stains where I had dropped it.

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Ghostsix, necessity is the mother of invention and you have eloquently demonstrated the truth of this old saying.

Uncle Bill
 
Ghostsix, I am an old tin can sailor and not an infantryman so I can't name the weapon but you can and here it is.

I had a high school pal who went into the Marines and fought in Korea during the toughest of times. His weapon of choice was an automatic rifle that was used by the North Korean forces. He scrounged this along with ammo from fallen enemy bodies. He did what was necessary to stay alive and do his job in the best possible way...the same thing you did.

Uncle Bill
 
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