Hi

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

My name's Dan, and I'm a knife-a-holic....

 

[TheEdge01]

Hey

 

[Jimislash]

Hi Dan!

 

[shinyedges]

I don't recommend counting... assure your self it's enough and get out while you can!

 

[Jason powers]

Thanks for sharing. Dan. Lol. Don’t worry you always have us to encourage a new purchase.

 

[115Italian]

Hi Dan.

 

[abcdef]

Hellooooooooooo..................

 

[maximus83]

Hi Dan, it's time for a therapeutic intervention. You need to break the emotional bond with your knives. Send me half your collection and this will be a first big step.

My name's Dan, and I'm a knife-a-holic....

 

[willc]

Thanks for sharing.
Keep coming back.

 

[lex2006]

Hi Dan
I hear you , but ive been strong and havent bought a knife in 3 weeks
Good luck with this crew around here

 

[SW-EDC]

I just bought another knife. That's 2 purchases this month. Please, help me.

 

[skyhorse]

Hellooooooooooo..................

Hellooooooooooo Dan

 

[SharpieB]

I don’t know how many knives I have either. Then again, I ain’t that good at countin’. I don’t have all that fancy book learnin’.

 

[McFeeli]

Hi Dan!

Hey

These two posts are the perfect first two responses to this thread. Classic Alcohol Anonymous satire.

I know, I know.. I ruined it, but it made me chuckle.

 

[stuff_things]

I wonder if insurance would cover obsessive knife addiction treatment?

I've been weighing the options in my mind

 

[Roikyou]

What's the first step? I already fell off the wagon and bought another this morning...

 

[vox801]

Hello Dan. Have some coffee and a doughnut and share.

 

[Yalius]

Hmmm... Step number one is admitting you have a problem, that you're an addict. You've come this far, so good on you. I think we can help.

First, Excel is your friend. Use Onedrive or Dropbox and you can keep an up-to-date spreadsheet of your knives on your phone at all times, so if you're out and about and see a knife that interests you, you can immediately check if you already have it. Using Excel lets you create custom tables, sort by lots of criteria, and create pivot charts that will tell you exactly how bad the addiction has grown over the years.

Second, make sure that your spreadsheet contains up-to-date info on knife conditions. That way, if something bad were to happen, your next-of-kin will be able to get good value when they sell off the collection.

Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, check that your homeowners' or renters' insurance has a rider that covers loss of knives due to theft, fire, or act of god. Too many policies don't cover high-value losses, or don't cover collectibles at all.

Remember, there's no such thing as an ex-knife-addict. You're always going to be a knife addict or a recovering knife addict. So long as you keep your collection managed and under control, it doesn't matter how large it gets. Just keep at it one day at a time, there's always a sale going on.

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Maximus83....
I can tell you're a giver! lol

 

[DocJD]

These two posts are the perfect first two responses to this thread. Classic Alcohol Anonymous satire.

I know, I know.. I ruined it, but it made me chuckle.

But ain't this more like a bar or a liquor store than an AA meeting ?