On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight Terror Monkies Stabbing,
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine Killer Bees Killing,
Eight Terror Monkies Stabbing,
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten Satin Jacks,
Nine Killer Bees Killing,
Eight Terror Monkies Stabbing,
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven Hack Bear Cubs hacking,
Ten Satin Jacks,
Nine Killer Bees Killing,
Eight Terror Monkies Stabbing,
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve Flying MOFO's Flying
Eleven Hack Bear Cubs hacking,
Ten Satin Jacks,
Nine Killer Bees Killing,
Eight Terror Monkies stabbing,
Seven Tali-Whackers Whacking,
Six Amy-O Cheesecakes,
Five Smog Wardens,
Four Meaner Streets,
Three Persian Fighters Fighting,
Two Bad Apples,
And a Boss Jack in a pear tree.