Hobbit vs. Taser

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Several of y'all commented on a pic I posted a couple of weeks ago, asking for details. Before I deliver any, let me point out a few things to remember:

1. Any time you know you'll deal with flying objects (sparks, pieces of metal, unburned powder, etc), WEAR EYE PROTECTION!
2. Don't do stupid stuff, even in the name of testing (Dave! Abusing those fine swords!).
3. If you proceed with stupid stuff, despite warnings to the contrary, WEAR EYE PROTECTION.
4. In case anyone didn't get the message, if in doubt, WEAR EYE PROTECTION!

Here's the story.

Good friend and family member (he and his wife kindly adopted Stardust when I went in the Army in 2001) Derek Zeanah was being visited by Byron and I about three months ago, since I wanted to be able to see Derek and Michelle Zeanah before I was activated. Derek had a Taser he'd never tested, and he
wondered about its efficacy.

(Y'all can see where this is going, can't you?)
Some of us being curious as to the effects of a Taser on our person, there was a volunteer.
(Here with a deadly Sharpee marker. Can someone rotate this pic?)
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Despite some misgivings from the two medical personnel present- an ER nurse and a doctor- a test was held. The "attacker" sprinted towards the Taser-wielder
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from about 21 feet away.

Here is just after impact:
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reaching the "victim"- attacker totally limp-
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Down.
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Up. Yes, some fools are hard to stop.
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One should be able to "cycle" the Taser again. Be sure you know how, because one jolt might not be enough.
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Aftermath- nasty.
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If you're dumb enough to "play" like this, remember the eye pro!!!!!!
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John
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:eek: RIght in the JAW!!!! OWWWW! I would imagine all that electricity would go right to the brain on that one...
 
Sometimes it just amazes me that men survive themselves.

Nice sequence. I do not plan on learning from it, 'cuz I have a god-given right to be dumb on my own.


wacherass.
 
So you where actually able to get up again? Did you ever test those hand-held ones as well, the ones that dont shoot things?

Keno
 
Damn! that don't look like it felt good at all! Think you'll be brave enough to play the part of crash test dummy with one of them things again? How'd the other guy fare against the magic marker of death?

Them things are clearly in a different realm than the standard old stunguns of the early nineties. Back in '93 one of my friends mothers had one. I forget the voltage but I remember is was more than average, but less than the maximum in power. We used to give each other an awful time with that thing. We'd be sitting around drinking beer, plotting no good when someone would sneak around the corner, tag one of the guys in the neck with it, and then the "fight" or the chase would be on. ten minutes later it was back to life as normal, but no one was ever incapacitated, just p!ssed off and annoyed.

Which brings us to the topic of one fateful day at the local gun show...:D

A guy was selling the Stunguns and really bragging them up and getting a helluva audience. According to him an 89 year old woman with a walker had nothing to fear from a charging rhino, as long as she had one of his stunguns...:rolleyes: Eventually the guy looks up at my buddy and me (both between 210-225 lbs) and said one of his stunguns would drop us both instantly. So, my buddy and I grinned at each other, like the experienced stungun victims we were, and said no F-in way in hell could that toy hurt us. we exchanged a few words with the guy, and before long he was saying he would not in any way be responsible for our actions, and we both hit ourselves on the forearm with his best selling willy whup a$$ model. We hit ourselves for a few seconds each, and watched our fingers twitch around a bit, but didn't hold it for too long cause the probe burns were a little painful and annoying. Stun gun Salesman kept claiming we were BOTH just freakish abnormalities, and they would have taken down any normal person. Incidentally word of the incident spread around the gun show, and I don't think he sold another one all weekend.:D

Them new tasers and all that are out now....I got a helluva lot more respect for. It would definitely take a few drinks, alot of goading, and a good bet to get me to screw around with one of them now...and a pair of safety glasses of course....
 
In the south we have Alabama jokes. They all start the same way...

"Wach iss...

Andy
 
But did you tag him with the Sharpy (marker)?

I don't think I would do that for $10K. Man, John.

Also, it should have made you, ah, lose control of functions, as well.

No, not for $15K either.


Ad Astra
 
One armed felon to another, as they stared down one of the officers on my task force, "He ain't got nuttin' but one of dem silly tasers...Wach iss!", whereupon I shot him in the A...uh, hip, with my .45. Said task force officer then began to see why I NEVER carried any of the less than lethal weapons offered to us......someone comes along later,and asks why you didn't use the damn thing first! (Detroit, circa 1985)
 
6th picture is me getting up to continue the fight.

Derek and Michelle stopped it before I actually got to mark Byron up.

I might have been out of action for 5 seconds, total (step, step, fall; rise).

Hurt like hell, but 'twasn't the pain that stopped me. I like some others here, have a high pain tolerance.

If I'd even *thought* a dart might hit me in the face, I wouldn't done it. If I'd realized how hard those bastards would be to remove, I would NOT have done it. I had a nurse and a doctor spend 10 minutes trying to get the one in my chest out...
 
Thanks, I always wondered about that.

Now,

Does it really hurt to urinate on an electric fence?

What happens if you lick a railroad track in -10 degree weather?

Which is really a better stopper, 45 or 357 mag?

;)
 
Runs With Scissors said:
. . . We hit ourselves for a few seconds each, and watched our fingers twitch around a bit, but didn't hold it for too long cause the probe burns were a little painful and annoying . . .

I had a similar experience, but only after shocking myself with one owned by a former co-worker while I was changing the battery in it for her. It felt not unlike being "bit" by household current, maybe a 230V leg at most, and about the same as an electronic dog collar. I was really surprised, so much so that I intentionally "bit" myself again and again to be sure.

Months or a year later I was at a show and took up the dealer's challenge of "$100 if it doesn't put anyone on the floor." I asked for the demo model and held it against my forearm for several "one thousand" counts and handed it back to him. The dealer started crawfishing with "Now wait a minute . . ." but the half-dozen or eight spectators made him keep his part of the bet and I walked away with two Grants, a small burn, and a spot on my arm that was numb for about five minutes.

But I've worked around electricity all my life, and am used to getting "nipped' now and again.

In a magic shop a few years back (my youngest is a middlin' amateur magician) there was a pop can rigged with a small inverter and transformer that would give a shock when picked up. The proprietor had great fun offering folks a "can of pop," and watched them drop it as fast as they picked it up. I allowed that it didn't seem funny from the customer point of view, and picked up the can and held it for nearly 30 seconds before setting it down on his side of the counter. My hand was numb for maybe 10 minutes, but the look on his face was worth it.

Taser, dunno if I'd try that.

Noah
 
Electric dog collar levels are annoying, but nothing like a Taser, fer sure.

I tried that damn thing on myself before strapping one on my dog. Seems she doesn't need it now, though...
 
Spectre said:
Electric dog collar levels are annoying, but nothing like a Taser, fer sure.

I tried that damn thing on myself before strapping one on my dog. Seems she doesn't need it now, though...

Old joke riddle:

Q: How do I tell if my dog's electric collar is too powerfull?




















A: Involuntary urination.
 
Noah Zark said:
I had a similar experience, but only after shocking myself with one owned by a former co-worker while I was changing the battery in it for her. It felt not unlike being "bit" by household current, maybe a 230V leg at most, and about the same as an electronic dog collar. I was really surprised, so much so that I intentionally "bit" myself again and again to be sure.

Months or a year later I was at a show and took up the dealer's challenge of "$100 if it doesn't put anyone on the floor." I asked for the demo model and held it against my forearm for several "one thousand" counts and handed it back to him. The dealer started crawfishing with "Now wait a minute . . ." but the half-dozen or eight spectators made him keep his part of the bet and I walked away with two Grants, a small burn, and a spot on my arm that was numb for about five minutes.
Noah

Damn! Wish I'd gotten $100 outta the experience! I really coulda used the money! Oh well, at least I got the satisfaction of helping the beligerent SOB look foolish. :D
 
1. Some folks are more resistant to current than others - and it's the current that injures or causes pain, not the voltage.

2. 60 cycle AC -- household electricity -- is perfect for stopping the heart. If the current path is through the torso, a few AMPS can send you to meet the Saints.

3. Darwin Awards are looking for nominations.
 
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