Hog Talk

mymindisamob said:
Hey, the truth might hurt my feeling............. :rolleyes: :p ;)
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Gotta hog it up while I'm still single... Some of you hogs though are flugin' lucky. Someone's wife, IIRC, made sure and ordered a military overrun for her husband since he was outta town :eek:

Gotta find one like that on the Kenai River and I'll be set :D :cool:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Gotta hog it up while I'm still single... Some of you hogs though are flugin' lucky. Someone's wife, IIRC, made sure and ordered a military overrun for her husband since he was outta town :eek:

Gotta find one like that on the Kenai River and I'll be set :D :cool:
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I wish you luck. My second son met and just married his wife............in Kenai. She is spending most of his money from what I see, but not on INFI. He wants to start collecting but she needs hair done, etc. So, anyhow, wish you better luck on a good partner. Mine is a sweety, but only so understanding about steel addictions. ;)
 
idahoskunk said:
If a Man speaks in the forest,

and there isn't a Woman around,

is He still wrong? :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Probably, but if you want to find out for sure, ask his wife. :rolleyes: :D

KnifeAddictAK said:
Only if he's married :p :D ;)
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You have no idea how true that can be! :D

Gene
 
The real question here is did he get his honeydoo list done before he went traipsing off in the woods to begin with. If not, it doesn't matter what he said he'd be wrong.

Andy
 
Ok, I don't mean to start an anti-female war here, but I have to say that women think we are always wrong because they hate the fact we are always right. :foot:

Now take for example my wonderful wife. I make it a point to tell her how wrong she is as much as I can, so that when we tally up the wrongs she has more than me. Women remember everything you do wrong. Men don't, because they don't care, but you must change your tactics and be more like women, if that means having more cheese with that WINE, then so be it. Gripe and complain about everything as much as you can.

Also, do less work around the house and cmlain about it. Then tell her 50 times over the next week of what you did, that way she remembers the good things you do as well. Women never remember the good things we do. The less you do the better, that way when you do just a little extra it means so much more to them.

Ok, that's enough for now
 
umbra said:
Wow, and I thought my recipe for divorce was good.
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you think my wife reads this?

well, even if she were to, she knows how much of a joker I am and how it all really is fun and games. :D :foot: :eek:
 
Cobalt said:
you think my wife reads this?
well, even if she were to, she knows how much of a joker I am and how it all really is fun and games. :D :foot: :eek:
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thank god! i'm kind of a joker myself but my wife is very tender when it comes to jokes and kidding :D
i grew up with five siblings and there wasn't a day go by that you didn't get tromped by a "good joke"
my wife was an only child so she was guaranteed that her pudding would always be in the fridge for her :D :D
if i was late for dinner by even 30 seconds the trough would be empty :mad:
 
idahoskunk said:
thank god! i'm kind of a joker myself but my wife is very tender when it comes to jokes and kidding :D
i grew up with five siblings and there wasn't a day go by that you didn't get tromped by a "good joke"
my wife was an only child so she was guaranteed that her pudding would always be in the fridge for her :D :D
if i was late for dinner by even 30 seconds the trough would be empty :mad:
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I feel your pain. Hence the reason why we buy so much INFI :) :) :)
 
I bow to the Gods of rationalization. I am amongst my betters. With much hope and despair I will have INFI enough in my bloodstream to reach these heights of reason.
 
idahoskunk said:
If a Man speaks in the forest,

and there isn't a Woman around,

is He still wrong? :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Who fluggin told her he said anything??? :eek:

He hasn't learned to keep his mouth shut yet.

Lesson learned... :p
 
I heard an elderly man say that his wife was only wrong one time, and that's when she thought she was wrong.
 
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