Listen up everybody.
The legends are true...
Tacklef*%k Forge Jerky is awesome!
As I sit here enjoying this wonderful, flavorful, taste sensation, I am at a loss for words to describe it's greatness.
Good thing I found all of these reviews by five star chefs and food critics to share with you.
"I've never had anything breach my pallet in such a way!
It's like a hundred little flavor ninjas attacked my taste buds with awesomeness!"
-Jacues Perrot, Five Star Chef at Le Noir, Paris France.
"This is some good s*!%, I'd drop kick a baby seal for another batch!"
-Larry Simmons, renowned food critic at large.
"All jerky makers should give up and go out of buisiness.
Tacklef*%k is the real deal!
I'm gonna keep some stashed in my socks for emergencies!"
-Jin Hashigawa, World Famous Sushi Chef at Hai Nai, Tokyo Japan
"It's better than Barbeque!"
-Some guy from the South
4 out of 5 Hungry Hobos agree, "Tacklef*%k beats a can of cold pork 'n beans any day!"
...oh my god it's like my mouth is having sex with itself...
-Rogue Bowie, Taste Tester Extroardanaire
There you have it folks.
If you weren't a believer...well you should be now!
Words have never been spoken more eloquently than they have been here.
I'll leave you now, with a little look at a Christmas miracle.