Holiday Recommmendation

Guyon

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If you don't have some, get some.

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I need to make some jerky. Been years since I've done so.
 
I have to drive nearly an hour to get to anything that approaches good jerky. And for the REALLY GOOD stuff its over 2 hours . Lucky for me the first one is near my mom's place & the second is about half way to my in-laws. I need something to motivate me to go to Houston more than once a year. :D
 
I got mine!
now the tough part will be seeing if it lasts all the way to Tuesday...
 
Listen up everybody.
The legends are true...
Tacklef*%k Forge Jerky is awesome!
As I sit here enjoying this wonderful, flavorful, taste sensation, I am at a loss for words to describe it's greatness.
Good thing I found all of these reviews by five star chefs and food critics to share with you.



"I've never had anything breach my pallet in such a way!
It's like a hundred little flavor ninjas attacked my taste buds with awesomeness!"
-Jacues Perrot, Five Star Chef at Le Noir, Paris France.


"This is some good s*!%, I'd drop kick a baby seal for another batch!"
-Larry Simmons, renowned food critic at large.


"All jerky makers should give up and go out of buisiness.
Tacklef*%k is the real deal!
I'm gonna keep some stashed in my socks for emergencies!"
-Jin Hashigawa, World Famous Sushi Chef at Hai Nai, Tokyo Japan


"It's better than Barbeque!"
-Some guy from the South


4 out of 5 Hungry Hobos agree, "Tacklef*%k beats a can of cold pork 'n beans any day!"



...oh my god it's like my mouth is having sex with itself...
-Rogue Bowie, Taste Tester Extroardanaire



There you have it folks.
If you weren't a believer...well you should be now!
Words have never been spoken more eloquently than they have been here.
I'll leave you now, with a little look at a Christmas miracle.



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I got mine today too, everything that every one of your 100% authentic reviews says is true. I'll have to snap a pic tonight when the misses goes out to her girlfriends gift swapping dinner.
 
Someone needs to ship a bag of that stuff over here. I'll even pay the shipping.

I just gotta try the stuff that everyone here is talking about :D
 
If we don't have some. Why don't you send us some? Tiss the season!
 
we have a deputy here raises his own angus cattle and makes great jerky!! the habenero is my fav!! i think he has a website i'll look it up later!
 
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