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Lexi

Lexi

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I know this is a little late but I hope that everyone had a very wonderful Thanksgiving! :thumbup:

When my family gets together, we always and up telling embarrassing stories about each other over dinner. I was reminded about the time I once asked what kind of meat beef jerky was made of...:thumbdn::thumbdn::foot:

What are the funniest or most embarrassing stories your family tells about you?
 
My father was big on taking us to Vegas for Thanksgiving and all his brothers would bring their families and we would have a blast as kids...What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?!!!

Anyway as time went by and we grew up the tradition continued until one year they changed the venue to Lake Tahoe where one of my cousins was getting hitched....So Guess who they forgot
to tell about the change....I went to Vegas and No One Showed....I thought Holy Crap they were all killed in separate accidents because NOT one of them showed....I'm Still Mad about that one!!!!!

Oh yeah they talk about the time I was a No Show for my Cousins Wedding....Was it Planned or just Plain OOPS.....the Mystery Continues
 
Embarrassing stories from the family....oh boy! Where do I start? My family likes to make fun of all the things that my brother and I got caught doing when we were younger. We have gotten into so much trouble doing dangerous things that it is a little shocking that we are still alive. :eek:
 
I remember going to the meat market with my mom to pick up stuff for Thanksgiving. She had asked for a few pounds of thick cut bacon and the butcher said no problem be right back. Apparently he forgot what he was doing and as time passed my mom started to get upset. After about 20 minutes he came out carrying some other meat to stock the shelves. My mom walked up to him and said, and I quote, "What is taking so long, did you have to kill the COW to get the bacon". I almost fell over laughing which did not help with the mood that Mom was in. Once I explained as nicely as I could that bacon comes from pigs not cows she calmed down a bit. We got our bacon and left. Still get a good laugh out of that one every year when I retell the story.

Garth
 
This past Thanksgiving, I did vodka shots with my mom for the first time

Learned she was a lightweight :o Not really an embarrassing story but a humorous family event
 
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