Holiday Travel Idea

[idahoskunk]

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."





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[lunde]

I think you can patent this brilliant idea. :thumbup:

 

[jazub]

haha. this is an amazing idea. well done, sir :thumbup::thumbup:

 

[DowntownDM]

I'd vote for it...

 

[M67]

I think you can patent this brilliant idea. :thumbup:

haha. this is an amazing idea. well done, sir :thumbup::thumbup:

I'd vote for it...

:thumbup:

 

[Raining]

LOL that's a great idea!

 

[adrock1978]

That's awesome. There can even be a digital sign posted every where that says: TERRORISTS ERADICATED:124 that will click to the next number each time.

 

[d762nato]

Skunk you Sir are a Genius. I say we vote Skunk in office. :thumbup:

 

[azshaman]

I absolutely agree. The only thing better would be to let the rest of us travel armed!

 

[VoxHog]

pure genius

 

[OldPhysics]

I think you can patent this brilliant idea. :thumbup:

Yep, it is pretty cool.

My only problem is I can't come up with an approach that wouldn't also result in extensive cellular damage for your innocent passengers.

But that may just be a failure of my imagination.


[Do you think people would mind if I proposed lighting everyone's pants on fire?]

 

[Greg45]

Skunk does it again!


Maybe Jerry can build an INFI booth. :thumbup:

 

[Guyon]

[Do you think people would mind if I proposed lighting everyone's pants on fire?]

Only if I get to wear my asbestos donkey suit.

 

[JParanee]

pure genious

 

[Houndstooth]

Skunk should run the TSA.

 

[RussMo]

I like it!!!:thumbup:

 

[sumnrfam]

SKUNKER SCOTT
FOR

PRESIDENT :thumbup:

 

[Tony G]

SKUNKER SCOTT
FOR

PRESIDENT :thumbup:

Why don't we let him start with Govenor of Alaska first.... and see how that goes

 

[rbmcmjr]

Have any of you had to deal with these scanners yet? I got tagged for one coming home from San Diego back in October. No big deal, right? Wrong.

I don't know if it only applies to the machines at Lindbergh Field, but the machine could only see up to about my nipples (I'm 6'4"), so I got the dose AND the upper torso frisk. I will be declining the machines in the future since apparently they are going to grope me anyways.

 

[idahoskunk]

would high quality scotch set these off, and if so i need some help getting past this obstacle.