Holy balls, Batman!

fitzo · Dec 9, 2005

How would you like to answer the question, "What do you do for a living?" with the response, "Oh, I weigh bat balls!":

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20051209/sc_space/smartbatshavesmallertesticles

Steve Hayden · Dec 9, 2005

An old friend of mine had a job at the DOE labs during college in Albuquerque in the animal testing labs. He told the story of a woman who ran a study in the ejaculation volume of beagles. Apparently the beagles got conditioned and eventually would just let it rip when she walked into the lab. Boy, talk about a Pavlovian response.

She was locally famous as the lady who jacked off beagles.

indian george · Dec 9, 2005

I would ask him if he had a scale on his tongue?????

indian george · Dec 9, 2005

shgeo said:
An old friend of mine had a job at the DOE labs during college in Albuquerque in the animal testing labs. He told the story of a woman who ran a study in the ejaculation volume of beagles. Apparently the beagles got conditioned and eventually would just let it rip when she walked into the lab. Boy, talk about a Pavlovian response.

She was locally famous as the lady who jacked off beagles.

Steve; I bet you asked her to keep all the samples for you for oral testing.:jerkit:

HEHEHEHE!!!

fitzo · Dec 9, 2005

From what Higgy has said, you would be considered a genius in the bat world, IG....:jerkit:

indian george · Dec 9, 2005

fitzo said:
From what Higgy has said, you would be considered a genius amongst batdom....:jerkit:

FATZO:He always kisses and tell.

Next HI his Little ones will be in the quenching oil @ 250 DEG,

You need to use little tweezers as tongs. HEHEHEHE!!!

J.Marsillo · Dec 9, 2005

Now ive seen it all thanks fitzo:barf: I have a grafic image of a bats entire package burned into my brain....did any one else need to click that link?

Dan Gray · Dec 9, 2005

In some bat species, the male's testes can make up as much as 8.5 percent of body mass. Of all mammals, bats have the widest range of testes mass: between 0.12 percent and 8.5 percent of body mass

soooo that makes me,,, smart as a bat?

indian george · Dec 10, 2005

Dan Gray said:
soooo that makes me,,, smart as a bat?

Dan: If they weighed yours up they would come up with a negative number.

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Dan Gray · Dec 10, 2005

indian george said:
Dan: If they weighed yours up they would come up with a negative number. HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

times two to the 2nd power less yours = nothing to support hair,, nothing to do with age , it's in the genes, but not your jeans

IG's been peeking again..

indian george · Dec 10, 2005

Dan Gray said:
IG's been peeking again..

GrassHoppa told me about your lack of scrotum and the internal parts.

HEHEHEHEHE!!!

fitzo · Dec 10, 2005

Ahhhh, i see it's true in humans, also.....

A couple of truths in this life:

1) I've never heard anyone complain of "too much" tallywhacker

2) When you get old enough, it's very disconcerting when your jewels hang down in the water when you sit on the commode.

But, it's pleasant in the heat of the summer....

indian george · Dec 10, 2005

Fatzo, I bet you don't have to worry about #2.

Dan Gray · Dec 10, 2005

fitzo said:
Ahhhh, i see it's true in humans, also.....

A couple of truths in this life:

1) I've never heard anyone complain of "too much" tallywhacker

2) When you get old enough, it's very disconcerting when your jewels hang down in the water when you sit on the commode. But, it's pleasant in the heat of the summer....

Mike no sense complaining about to much tallywhacker, no one would believe me,,, other than the wife..

OK I'm complaining,,,

see:

:jerkit:
I'm going blind,,, but it's getting bigger though

IG that's your peep hole not grass hoppers..

fitzo · Dec 10, 2005

Dan , last time we had this conversation, you also mentioned "practicing" to gain size, but it mostly had to do with foot size, I thought. And here I've been hanging by my toes for six months and wondering, "When?"

Dan Gray · Dec 10, 2005

ig's going to play with himself more now

fitzo · Dec 10, 2005

I look down at the bottom of the screen, and guess which three of us are watching this thread?? I suppose people already know who the three old pervs are around here anyway......

Dan Gray · Dec 10, 2005

fitzo said:
I look down at the bottom of the screen, and guess which three of us are watching this thread?? I suppose people already know who the three old pervs are around here anyway......

IG's just trying to get some pointers

just ask how to make it bigger IG,,,,
you've been missing out all these years, when mom said to you point your pee pee, you thought it was suppose to stay that way and it was normal..:foot:

Robert Dark · Dec 10, 2005

An old gentleman once bragged to me that he had a "syrup bucket" full of cods, and a crank as long as a "well rope" and as big around as the "windless". (That's old-timer's talk)

I think he was "over-estimating", but I didn't ask for proof.

fitzo · Dec 10, 2005

Wise choice, Robert!

This all made me think of an old Cheech and Chong skit off their first album, "Bamboo",

Old Blind Melon Chitlin's in the studio, singing about "show her my dingdong." Someone makes the mistake of asking "What's a dindong?"...."Oops, I think he's gonna show you.."

Funny how memory works.