Holy cow......a scratch!!!!

The Porcupine

The Porcupine

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I dunno how this could happen, but yesterday I noticed my well used Buffalo Soldier has a shallow scratch in the coating!
I can't believe it! I thought these knives were supposed to be tougher than unobtanium???? :confused:
So now I'm here and wondering what I should do:
1: Run barefooted down the street, screamin like a maniac (will do that later anyway, daily occurance! :D )
2: Pop a beer to cry in
3: Pop another beer and cry some more
4: Just faint quietly
5: Sell the damn thing and get a real knife like one of them scandinavian puuko's!

Just for getting the facts straight: No, I am not sober! Yes, I am at work! There! :D

Bo Hansen
 
Larry,
Could be an idea, but I wouldn't know what to do first!:D

My customers are very happy I am work too! I'm a bus driver! :eek:

Bo Hansen
Before anybody should get the wrong idea....I'm neither drunk nor a bus driver! I am at work, though! :p
 
Bo, save yourself the agony. Sounds like a defective one.

Send it to me, and experience the joy of pawning off your scratched blade on an unsuspecting ninny....

Then, drink the beers you would have otherwise agonized into, and enjoy!!!

Problem solved!!
 
Thanks Mike, you'r a real giver!
But come to think of it, perhabs I can just paint it orange and forget about the scratch? Yep, that's what I'll do! Paint it orange and drink some beer! :p :D

Bo Hansen
 
The Porcupine said:
...I can just paint it orange and forget about the scratch? Yep, that's what I'll do! Paint it orange and drink some beer! :p :D

Bo Hansen
Click to expand...

So it begins..... :cool:
 
Hey Alaska is back!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
SpearHead said:
Back with a vengeance baby. :cool:
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Yeah, no kiddin'! Flugin' polar bears!

How does a world reknowned tracker get lost for so long?

Sounds like Johnny Walker Blue might have been his guide into the deep bush!!!! :eek:

Glad your back alive. . . . .

Jerry
 
What the heck is this? Les hijacking a perfectly serious thread? :grumpy: Welcome back buddy! Long time no see!





Now....about that scratch! :p :D

Bo Hansen
 
Now, now... I haven't been lost. I'm right where I left my self. Trackers are not obligated to let anyone know where they are... only to know where everything is and where it's going.

Now... about that Johnny Walker Blue... :D
 
Hmm, had a few "realtionships" with vengence intended...

Luckily no offspring came from them....LOL
 
Bo, I have the answer to all of your troubles... Send it to me (your good buddy and glorious leader), el Presidente Xelloss... :D :D :D Don't be touching any keyboards until you sober up... Oh, wait, nevermind... :p :p :p

:D :D :D

-Mark
 
Hey Mark

Nope! Now it's gonna be spraypainted tactical orange and I'll never lose it (or scratch it!) again! Sorry! :p
Yeah well.....it would take a long time before I could answer if I had to be sober! Jeeze! What are you thinking? :D :D :D
 
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