Holy ****ing ****! First Busse!

ilyk

ilyk

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I uh... well... I've had knives. Have. They're not knives anymore really, more like clutter now. I'm still new so I didn't know! Had no idea. Clueless really. Since I joined, I've picked up a few things. Cheaper things. Fell in love with a few things here and there. Namely FSH's. I was all "I'm not paying that, no way" So I picked up a SOD, a Yard Guard, Hrlm. Nice stuff! Better than I've ever had before! Every post in the selling section for the past few weeks had me drooling and twitching. The Busse was calling. I was loosing control!
Today I met my boy TinfoilHatTimmy at Target. Dood popped his trunk so I could have a look at a few of his toys! Its over! A BIG NMFSH. My Gawd! It's mine. I don't know what to do with myself now. Maybe I should move. Maybe I should start going to church. I don't know! What I do know is this thing is mind blowing! A TANK! I wanna chop my car in half, or dress in black and run around the neighborhood chopping peoples trees down in the dark. I'd sleep with it if I knew it wouldn't cut my leg off! Listen, l can't predict the future folks, but I see a lot less shade in days to come.

Pics and abuse to come.
Mr.Timmy, thank you for opening my eyes sir.
 
Yepper, I'm new as well and I have a serious problem! How does anyone get any work done, once they have been enlightened????
 
Pretty entertaining, and truthful post. I'm still new enough to remember those first magic moments, especially when I first heard that moniker...Steel Heart. Knives with names. What a concept. Hope you can afford this passion. And welcome to the madness. Had to be the first to say it...;-)
 
I'm new myself. It gets even more crazy trust me. Welcome to the family. Wait until you strop in on your car window and shave hair after you chopped some wood.
^^ I know that doesn't make sense. But it will.
 
Man. That's an awesome blade to start with. You don't even NEED another. It's that versatile. But. Busse eliminated the word WANT from my vocabulary. All that's left is NEED NEED NEED. I NEED this or that...... If you're able to stop at just one, it will be very very surprising. You looked very pleased with your new toy.

Enjoy sir! Good to meet you also. All the best.
 
If you wanna sleep with your steel heart just put some pants on her... you wouldn't be the first to do so.
Well, you got your first fix, now you will be trying to make more deals out of the back of a trunk, or private messages, or email, or the exchange, or a show, or fleabay. Welcome to your new life! :D
 
Too funny!! I remember having similar feelings the first time I picked up a my NMFSH, but you put those feelings into words way better than I ever could!
 
Ah yes :) I remember that time when I got my first. Suddenly it all became clear. Good luck mate...

Also remember - No Regrets

Chris.
 
Start prepping on selling organs, scrap metal, or depleting the trust fund.....


Seriously....meth addiction is cheaper.
 
Hahahahah almost spit my coffee out,, congrats man.
Incredible knives and even better group of people here to facilitate your new obsession.
 
Howdy ilyk! You have been warned. Your other knives will eventually find a way out of your possession and you will see that INFI multiplies with time. Congrats on a great purchase and use it well!
 
Big frigging knife. If you want to see something both cool AND scarey, stab that knife into a log and lever out a big hunk.
 
The part about chopping the neighbors trees down at night got me, lol. Too funny! NMFSH is a behemoth, I showed mine to a guy at work the other day, and he was like is this for chopping dinosaur bones or what?
 
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