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Normark

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Hey Guys....

First off...

Hey Shawn...
Cut yourself Eh!! LMAO

Couldn't been too deep if ya got cut on one of those"Frames" you sell..:)LOL

Ok,,so I'm watching Home Shopping, Network Knife collectors Show and out of Shawn's mouth comes....

"When I want to show off I carry the more Expensive $30.00 Frame"

LMAO....

I have more expensive knives in my garage to open paint cans.. LOL

Too funny...
Anyone catch that ??

ttyle

Eric...
 
What day/time is it normally on? I run on Central time zone if that helps any.

Been looking for it, and have yet to catch the knife portion of thier programing.
 
It's definitely worth watching for the entertainment factor LOL

The "cost per knife" figure they always throw around is hilarious - "the whole set works out to $1.00 per knife..."
 
Yes, entertainment value is high, but it's sort of a 'one joke story.'
 
I love to catch the "Knife Collectors Show" SOOOO funny! My non-knife friends (Yeah, I dunno why I have ANY non-knife friends either! ha!) ask me about those "300 knives for $100" deals they run. I don't even bother trying to explain anymore. I love how every knife is either a Booowie or a Tan-toe! i guess there's no other kinds of knives out there.
 
I remember one time a few years ago seeing the show and the guy was continuously fliching/closing one of their cheap linerlocks and saying that "These are the knives used by the Special Forces and by secret government agents. They'll last a lifetime. You can even run 'em over with a truck...you can't break 'em!"

Then someone said something like, "Why pay for a Benchmade, Spyderco, or Cold Steel knife when you can get the same quality in each and every one of these knives, and get fifty of them for less than one of the big factory names?!" :p
Jim
 
I remember watching one where some guy kept swinging a double edged sword like a bat. He kept returning it to his neck area just as fast.

I couldn't stop watching... I swear I thought he was gonna slice his neck/ear/shoulder open.
 
Sheesh. This show airs at something like four o'clock in the morning. Don't you people ever sleep?
 
They air on Monday and Thurs. nights at 9PM EST. The show runs until 12AM. I think there are repeats at other times. The humor value of watching these two clowns is well worth it once in a while. It's especially fun to watch Shawn try to throw a knife at the "stump" and miss and see another knife or two fall from the display.:D :D :p
 
I've actually had people tell me "You know, these are the kind of people you are going to see at the Blade Show." Uh huh.
 
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