"Honey guess what I found?"

[T. Erdelyi]

Ain't nuttin' sexier than when your wife shows up with smile, asks for a kiss , and tells you she's found 2 knives you've been looking for than tells you she's hidden them on her body somewhere and you have to find them.

She found my missing Spyderco Diad Jr., and an old 1976 Queen Serpentine Jack with Winterbottom bone handles, and no I won't tell you where she hid them.

 

[YoungCutter]

Just don't forget to wipe those buggers down with a Tuf-Cloth when you're done!

 

[VampyreWolf]

T, the question becomes, was she clothed or not?

 

[glockman99]

Something tells me that when she bent over, the two knives fell onto the carpet..

 

[DaveH]

Can we play 20 questions?

 

[Morgoth412]

Hehe, nice wife ya got there.
-Kevin