Honor Your Mother

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Wicked Sharp

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Say, Jerry....., in honor of the special women that brought us all into the world, I propose the following tribute knife: the MOM (Morbidly Obese Mistress)!!!:) This She-Beast would be one curvy porker (at least .411" thick) with a penetrator tip, FAT flat grind, black coat, and magnum black micarta scales. Only one flavor..., like a single mom (no offense implied or intended).;) Don't get jealous girls..., FAT women need love too (they just have to pay for it):D And, in fairness, every mother can't be a MILF.:eek: With an obvious affection throughout BUSSE nation for GREAT BIG'UNS, this seems to be a no-brainer (that whole MUKs thing turned out all right, didn't it???). Ted Nugent AND Chuck Norris would have to have at least one!!! SOUND OFF, Infi addicts!!! What say you?????
 
Great idea. I think we should dream up an acronym for the MILF also. I'm not good at them though. Maybe Massive Infi Lady Finger.
 
It would be expensive, Jerry would have to crate it up to ship it via a freight service, not to mention supply a truss with them. or put a Hole somewhere in the middle of the blade so you could attach a sling to hold the damn thing up!:rolleyes::D
 
0.5 inch thick? thats a pry bar, damn.
Jerry, next time people will ask you to craft infi shovels or even picks . Mother of all pick hearts 2 inches thick full tang lol
 
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