For your humorous consideration:
In eastern Montana I didn't figure hoof flex would be hard to find, but it did take a little driving, being as how stores are few and farther between.
Now, I'd spent some time with one of those "horsey gals' who just happened to know everything about horses. She collects horse magazines same way some of us have gun mags... She explained what 'reconditioning hooves' was all about, as a critter she got from the Reservation had two legs ground down to the bone. He was lame and she nursed him back to health.
Anyway, I put the stuff on my BAS one night. Most the moisture gets dumped in the Rockies and there is less to fall when it reaches the rest of the State, and the artic air masses that come down from Canada dry everything out..wooden tables, oil paintings..and this 46 year old's feet. I walk around a lot in the prarrie and mountains and the callouses build up, become hard and crack. You limp through the fields and come home with bloody socks.
I read the ingredients on the bottle...turpentine was the only one that worried me a bit..and after some reflection, slathered a gob of hoof flex on both heels.
Big breasted horse loving gals with stars in their eyes wouldn't hurt a fly, unless you tried hurting one of their horses, and I figured if it was good enough for one of their pets, it was good enough for munk.
I forgot all about it. A few weeks later the worse of the callouses just peeled off, really, fell right off. I'm not saying the hoof flex did it, only for now on when I treat the Khukuris to the finest in linements my feet will get a dose too. Doesn't hurt to have that great barn yard odor either....girls just love it.
munk