Horrible News...

PoorGuy

PoorGuy

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I have just received a direct communique from Idaho and it is with deep regret that I report to you that Jerry has been captured and locked in Skunks vault. :eek:

I have no reports on Boss Hog's condition, but this is a serious blow to our efforts to own more INFI. We MUST act quickly. A direct assault on Stinky's compound is too risky as he is heavily armed and fortified. Our only hope is to capture his postal delivery driver and hold them hostage until we effect the release of Jerry.

If this doesn't work, we will have to curtail his alcohol shipment. This may draw him out long enough to attempt a rescue.
 
:eek: :eek: :eek: Jerry got captured by Skunk even though Boss Hog had most of the knives!?!? That is one badass SkunkHog!!!
 
I have it under good authority that Skunks post about giving away all of his INFI is actually a coded message from Jerry. I don't have a decoder though and cannot understand his message. Can anyone decipher his message? It may contain important details on an escape attempt or possibly blue prints (not Blue Label - stay focused) of Skunks compound.
 
Hang in there, Jerry!

Alcohol embargo will commence at 20:00.

In case target does not surrender the HOG, insertion team prepared to funnel JWB under vault door at 23:30.
 
When you get the code deciphered - let me know - I think I'm about the closest one to the compound at the moment and I could execute the rescue mission.:cool:
 
Hogs!!! I've managed to break free just long enough to post this message.

This is quite a fix I've landed in. Ol' Skunker has been hitting the sauce and is gruntin' and snortin' like a mad Hog near INFI.

As usual...

I blame Porkerson!
 
Yessssssss....you guys go save Jerry. yeah.

I'll be right there right after I make a quick stop at Jerry's house while it's unguarded. Oh and the shop. The uber collection will be mine ALL MINE!!!!!!:D
 
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Target has been acquired. Outer perimeter deployed.
 
woodrat said:
When you get the code deciphered - let me know - I think I'm about the closest one to the compound at the moment and I could execute the rescue mission.:cool:
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In direct talks with representatives from the Skunk Nation, I hinted at the possibility of direct retaliation and dropped your name so that they would know that we are serious. While changing their underwear Jerry was able to get a message out to us. It's worse then I thought. The Skunk leader is transforming himself into a half hog/half skunk beast and is using a special potion to gain immortal strength.

All we can do now is hope that he drinks far too much "potion" and shoots right past immortal and invisible right up to unconscious. May the HOG be with us.
 
cleaner145 said:
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Target has been acquired. Outer perimeter deployed.
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Cleaner, good work on acquiring intel. With you photos of the Skunk Ranch, we can get to work on figuring out which of the many skunk barns Jerry is being held in. I know nearly half of the buildings shown in the photo are INFI vaults, so we have our work cut out for us.
 
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Jerry's had anticipated just such a contingency as this. His hand picked assult team has just arrived via chopper.
 
cleaner145 said:
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Jerry's had anticipated just such a contingency as this. His hand picked assult team has just arrived via chopper.
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Hey, it's Jerry's Kids! :D
 
If the situation gets any worse, we may have to send in the big guns. The Krispey Kreme girls are standing by, but that is a weapon of last resort.
 
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