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when i was first married me and da wife lived on the bad side of town. one night when i was aslleep (sans clothing) and my wife was out working a midnight shift (this is what truley pi$$ed me off, because i usually worked the midnight and it would have been my wife home alone) two guys break out the window of my bedroom with a crow bar.
i woke up and began shout fro them to come on in so i could beat their @$%^*$^#$* hides. any way i thru on some jeans and scoured part of the neighborhood around te house with my waster(wooden sword). t6he cold finally caught up with me (january in just jeans. so i went back to the house put on some shoes and a jacket picked up my 6 ft iron wood staff and went back out i founmd the sob's on a neighbors porch and was funning up a muddy inmbankment to reach them saying when i catch you i'm going to knock you head off menacing them with the staff. they hopped in a car and sped away. later ifound out it was my neighbor's boy, and the next summer i was using a mowing scythe to cut my grass (about 12 am, when it was cool, the mower was brken and the grass up around my waist) anyway i raised up to shake the grass off of the scythe when the boy's sister looked off her balcony into my yard. her eyes got wide as saucers. needless to say they never came around my house again.
i woke up and began shout fro them to come on in so i could beat their @$%^*$^#$* hides. any way i thru on some jeans and scoured part of the neighborhood around te house with my waster(wooden sword). t6he cold finally caught up with me (january in just jeans. so i went back to the house put on some shoes and a jacket picked up my 6 ft iron wood staff and went back out i founmd the sob's on a neighbors porch and was funning up a muddy inmbankment to reach them saying when i catch you i'm going to knock you head off menacing them with the staff. they hopped in a car and sped away. later ifound out it was my neighbor's boy, and the next summer i was using a mowing scythe to cut my grass (about 12 am, when it was cool, the mower was brken and the grass up around my waist) anyway i raised up to shake the grass off of the scythe when the boy's sister looked off her balcony into my yard. her eyes got wide as saucers. needless to say they never came around my house again.