How about A BAT BLADE :D

[AndersP]

http://216.71.158.68/webcat/product408.html

 

[AndersP]

I think Mr Spock has on of these
http://216.71.158.68/webcat/product410.html

 

[Milu]

How are you supposed to hold the batknife?

 

[Parker]

Quite frankly anyone stupid enough to buy one of these (and I have met him) deserves every single hole he will get in his hand.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

The Bat Blade

It's an ambidextrous ulu
and it's used to slice and dice --
just ask Commander Sulu,
cooking Interstellar Rice.

Remember Spock's a Vulcan,
not a crazy Klingon cook,
and he isn't really sulking,
that's the way that Vulcans look.

You don't want to encounter
the knives a Vulcan uses.
They're like the Klingon Hand Axe
but they leave a lot more bruises.

 

[stevekt]

The Klingon Bat'leth is a bad mofo.

 

[AndersP]

The Bat Blade

It's an ambidextrous ulu
and it's used to slice and dice --
just ask Commander Sulu,
cooking Interstellar Rice.

Remember Spock's a Vulcan,
not a crazy Klingon cook,
and he isn't really sulking,
that's the way that Vulcans look.

You don't want to encounter
the knives a Vulcan uses.
They're like the Klingon Hand Axe
but they leave a lot more bruises.

Hahaha, wow, did you come up with that yourself? Not bad

 

[Esav Benyamin]

I appreciate the compliment;
it's all in fun, that's what I meant.​