How about a golok?

[Dinges]

I was just thinking about how cool it would be if Busse made a nice big golok, Rambo style.
I think GOHOG would be a catchy name

What y'all think:thumbup::thumbdn:

 

[Brummie]

I wouldn't call that knife off the last Rambo film a golok. But a Basic Golok (a B*l*k??) with a 14-16" blade would be very nice. I would call it "The Hog's B*l*ks".

 

[Brummie]

Please don't let my semi-offensive post detract from the fully-serious suggestion. A Basic Golok would be fantastic - just make it thin and long (that's what she . . . . no, no, not going to go there).

 

[bravodelta]

I love the golok form factor. I love my BRKT Golok in A2 but I wish dearly it was infi with res-c. I ordered a custom Golok in 3V but it didn't come to fruition. I saw a custom maker producing nice goloks but would snatch up a couple Basic goloks real quick!!!

 

[Cavalry_Scout]

Please don't let my semi-offensive post detract from the fully-serious suggestion. A Basic Golok would be fantastic - just make it thin and long (that's what she . . . . no, no, not going to go there).

I have no idea what you were trying to say, so it's not offensive in the least...

 

[Brummie]

I have no idea what you were trying to say, so it's not offensive in the least...

OK, clearly an example of where the Queen's English does not translate in American. Very good, carry on, don't mind me.

But purely for educational purposes, this is what Wikipedia has to say:
"Bollocks" /ˈbɒləks/ is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in British English and Hiberno-English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks", "top bollock(s)", or more simply "the bollocks" (as opposed to just "bollocks"), which will refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected.