Even if those abominations were made of Reynolds Wrap and electrical tape, howinhell do they sell em for 117 knives for $99.95 (or wotever?)
The metal has to be MINED. SOME slave labor has to PUNCH em out, put em IN A BOX, drive the crate to the BOAT, put it ON the boat, SAIL the boat to here, DUMP the crate on a dock, PAY a truck driver to take the crate from the dock to the warehouse full of illegal aliens, call UPS and PAY to ship the junk.
For a dollar a knife or so?
AFTER buying TV time to con the geeks.
This has me stumped. I ....KNOW.....they're crap, but even CRAP costs something to flush.

and I just forgot......cut trees, make paper, print paper, use ink, put IN box and THEN advertise it.
The metal has to be MINED. SOME slave labor has to PUNCH em out, put em IN A BOX, drive the crate to the BOAT, put it ON the boat, SAIL the boat to here, DUMP the crate on a dock, PAY a truck driver to take the crate from the dock to the warehouse full of illegal aliens, call UPS and PAY to ship the junk.
For a dollar a knife or so?
AFTER buying TV time to con the geeks.
This has me stumped. I ....KNOW.....they're crap, but even CRAP costs something to flush.

and I just forgot......cut trees, make paper, print paper, use ink, put IN box and THEN advertise it.