Wolfmann. Ways around the angry wife situation: Money Orders! Delivery to place of work!! She need never know!!! Wives tend to think all knives look the same so a new one can slip in unoticed quite easily.'Cept then when you want to take them all out and drool over them wife comments how collection has mysteriously doubled! Only explanation is knives have been breeding in storage. My wife takes comfort in the fact that I do not gamble, I do not chase/look at other women, I do not follow my favorite team all over the country, I do not spend ALL weekend under the hood of a car, my hunting is contained to one day trips. Its jsut I have this knife illness and since there is no known cure the only solution is MORE knives. "But Honey, this is a limited edition in ATS 34" Another solution is buy her lots of jewelry (female equivalent of knives I have found).
I will leave you with this image: Shania Twain, in only a mink coat in hotel doorway, with said note from wife HOLDING A BUNCH OF KNIVES!!!!! If that hasn't tipped you over the edge....