but if i were a sneaky-man burglar, i may have an easier time of it if i picked up the katana from your t.v. and used it on you before you woke up.
i lock myself in an iron vault, with 10-inch walls, lined with asbestos sheathing, and covered with lexan on the outside. It's not sealed; it has vents at either end, and i made sure that the holes did not go straight through, but are diagonally placed, with a kink at the midpoint, so that nobody could stab me through them. i am also protected against poisonous gases with a massive air filtration system located at either end. theses systems are also heavily armored so that they are tamper-resistant.
before i go to sleep, i strap two daggers to each appendage, and put on a headband with an assortment of combat switchblades clipped on all the way around.
then i don my web belt, with my glock 9mm and my mauser .357 on my left and right sides, respectively.
the locks to my vault are internally operated, so i'm pretty well in there until i choose to emerge.
i've also been thinking of installing a tanning bed and an hdtv with digital surround. then i won't want to leave as often and i'll still get my sunshine (which is necessary for the body's production of vitamin D).
peace.
aleX.
edit: oh, yeah, i almost forgot! i do keep a bali under my pillow!
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"i flip you... i flip you for real..."
"come and get one in the yarbles, if you've got any yarbles."
[This message has been edited by alex_111 (edited 06-29-2001).]