How to clean the toilet

kamkazmoto

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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You will need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
 
Dear Dog,

I just tried your toilet cleaning suggestion and it worked well. However, my cat's coat has turned totally blue, is there anything that can be done about that?

n2s
 
Dear n2s,

There is nothing you should do about your cat's newly blue coat. It was really blue all along, and simply appeared to be colored differently, but those colors have now been cleaned off.

Sincerely,
Deputy Dog
 
not2sharp said:
Dear Dog,

I just tried your toilet cleaning suggestion and it worked well. However, my cat's coat has turned totally blue, is there anything that can be done about that?

n2s
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Soak the cat in Chlorox for 1 hour - no more blue! :D
 
not2sharp said:
Dear Dog,

I just tried your toilet cleaning suggestion and it worked well. However, my cat's coat has turned totally blue, is there anything that can be done about that?

n2s
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Buy shoes to match.
 
Pic of cat Before toilet cleaning:
toiletcat.jpg

Pic after clorox treatment
wetcat.jpg
 
That's Pathetic!!! Leave the kitty alone, I'll call PITA or PETA or anything with a TA if you don't drop the cat.
 
Most amusing!

This reminds me of an incident when one of my cousins, normally a bright boy but sometimes a victim of serious brain fade, decided to drench the cat to get rid of fleas. Now, back on the farm in the old days drenching the sheep consisted of herding them through a narrow trench filled with a lethal cocktail of chemicals to get rid of various nasties. So, my cousin decides this should work for the cat. He gets a bucket, fills it with water and mixes in some flea removing chemical. Grabs the cat and tries to stick it in the bucket. I don't know how many of you have tried to put a full grown cat into a bucket of water while holding it in your bare arms and hands but I can assure you it's an extremely amusing event, at least for the bystanders. He eventually managed to get it in there for about 15 seconds then it was gone and he was left with shredded arms. I had a pain in my side for about an hour afterwards. For some strange reason he was not in a good mood.
 
kamkazmoto said:
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You will need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
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It seems to me that most dogs wouldn't want a cat taking a bath in their waterbowl...
 
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