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Suppose i know company X, and they wanted to get on BF, what are the requirements?

Spark Feel free to email me.
 
It's very rigorous. The applicant will typically send offerings of gold, ply me with women, song, & spiced goat meat, and beat drums across the miles until I have heard their pleas. When the offerings are considered, I will slaughter a cow and consult the sacred entrails. If the offal shows me that the enlightened ones will be pleased with my humble offering of 3 butterflied steaks, I proceed to make a many mile trek in the searing Florida heat to an isolated (undisclosed) location. There, I build a sweat lodge and meditate on the wonders of the universe while stewing in my own juices. Upon rapture, the answer is called down from the heavans and I will exit the sweat lodge in all my natural, fragrant glory. Maidens will ritualisticly shave me and upon completion, I will utter the pronouncement.

Or, they can just take the easy way and give me a phone call. Nothing big, we can usually have a forum open in 5-10 minutes during a slow day.

Kevin
 
But after reading some stuff over in the Strider Forum, sounds like there could be fireworks if these guys come on board
 
Depends on them. I typically don't ask anything of the companies other than their time; I like to make sure a company forum is actually moderated instead of left to stagnate.

What conflicts and issues that company brings to the table rest with them.

Kevin
 
It was no problem on your end, i just hope everyone realizes that they are not knock-offs.
 
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