How to handle a terrorists attack!

scottickes

scottickes

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If you were around the corner from a potential terrorists attack, the following would be what you'd hear depending on what type of person was trying to prevent the attack.

If it were a democrat, you'd hear the democrat doing the following:
  • Trying to reason with the terrorist....if that didn't work then.....
  • You'd hear the democrat on his cell phone trying to start an initiative to bring back our military from the terrorists country....if that didn't work then.....
  • You'd hear the democrat pleading his case that it was the republican parties fault that the terrorist was there to begin with.....

If it were a republican trying to stop the terrorist attack you'd hear the following:
  • BANG!

If it were a southerner trying to stop the terrorist attack you'd hear the following:
  • BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG
  • the sound of reloading
  • BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG
  • the sound of reloading
  • BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG
  • The sound of his daughters voice saying, "Please daddy, can I shoot him too?"
  • The sound of his wife's voice saying, "Is that'n big enuf to take to the taxisdermist?"
 
:D:D:D. yep
 
got 1000 rounds of .223 and my AR in my bedroom along with about 150 of 12 guage shells and my 870, and plenty of 9mm and .45's to go around too.


Just Pray that I am in my bedroom:thumbup: ..he he :D
 
You hit the nail on the head scottickes .. :thumbup:

Might very well be more like 30 or 40 .... BANG'S ......
...............before you hear that sound of reloading ......... :D ;)

And all that quick sweet sound would be was another clip going in ...... :D
 
Notice it's the Southerners really getting a kick out of this one and everyone else quietly eyeing us? When my fiance saw my flattop AR-15 she asked me why? I told her you never know when the zombies will show up. :D She agrees and loves to shoot it.
 
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