foxyrick
British Pork
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Just tried this about an hour ago, I think it's working so far...
It involves some 550 paracord in your lover's favourite colour, and a sharp HHFSH (or indeed any sharp infi blade).
Take the paracord, I assume the end is heat-sealed. Cut a piece about six inches long with your sharp blade of choice. Do not seal this end.
Now, pull back lightly on the outer sheath, away from the cut end, revealing about an inch or so of the inner threads.
Next, make sure the room is warm and lit not too bright. A small (small is a relative term) and expensive scotch might be in order.
Finally, offer your loved one a tickling session. Hold the sealed end of the paracord and tickle in a gentle, stroking motion with the threads. It works best if she's naked, maybe blindfolded (got a nice leather one!). Remember to tickle both front and back, paying particulary attention to any spots that really make her squirm. Evidently, the paracord strands make for a really good tickle!
Finally, once your loved one is in a weakened, trembling state of ecstacy, subtly mention that the strands only feel this good when cut with special infi steel!
For a more advanced finish, maybe after several of these tickling sessions, let it slip out that Busse are soon to release an even more special Anniversary knife, with almost magical paracord cutting properties...
I'll let you know how it goes!
Rick.
It involves some 550 paracord in your lover's favourite colour, and a sharp HHFSH (or indeed any sharp infi blade).
Take the paracord, I assume the end is heat-sealed. Cut a piece about six inches long with your sharp blade of choice. Do not seal this end.
Now, pull back lightly on the outer sheath, away from the cut end, revealing about an inch or so of the inner threads.
Next, make sure the room is warm and lit not too bright. A small (small is a relative term) and expensive scotch might be in order.
Finally, offer your loved one a tickling session. Hold the sealed end of the paracord and tickle in a gentle, stroking motion with the threads. It works best if she's naked, maybe blindfolded (got a nice leather one!). Remember to tickle both front and back, paying particulary attention to any spots that really make her squirm. Evidently, the paracord strands make for a really good tickle!
Finally, once your loved one is in a weakened, trembling state of ecstacy, subtly mention that the strands only feel this good when cut with special infi steel!
For a more advanced finish, maybe after several of these tickling sessions, let it slip out that Busse are soon to release an even more special Anniversary knife, with almost magical paracord cutting properties...
I'll let you know how it goes!
Rick.
