Has this ever happened to you?
My girlfriend and I were out and about when we passed buy the news stand and she just HAD to stop to find out what color Bradjoleina had painted their toenails with in the latest gossip mags.
So, I am a nice BF and let her look around. Besides, there has got to be a knife mag here somewhere right?! Funny how I always outlast her at the newsstand when typically there are only 1-2 knife mags and 1.5 mil. Gossip mags.
Then it happened . . I saw the current issue of Blade mag. and found myself gazing in slow motion as the clouds parted and a heavenly light shown through while angels gently sang AHHH AHH AHHH AHHH . . . .AAAAA AHHHHH . . . . .AAAAAAAAAAAA.
As my girlfriend tried to cross my line of sight and come between me and my moment with the cover of this magazine, I quietly said “Don’t.”. She looked and knew to silently put her hands to her side, take two steps back, go around, and leave me be.
There I was 2 feet from it. Taking my time to enjoy one of those patented “must have” moments. I walk closer and touch the glossy cover. I bring it closer two my face than an 95 year old lady with broken bifocals.
http://www.americanbladesmith.com/BoardKnife06.htm
This is the best pic I found on the net so far, and haven't done much research yet. It apparently is the last knife ever made by Bill Moran. It is being auctioned off and is currently at $15,000!
Don't you just hate it when a knife so clearly presents it self as a "must have" within point 2 nano seconds from the time you see it and the time you ignorantly say to yourself,
"I don't give a ish how much it costs. I will get that knife if it means that I have to knock over this newsstand, use the money to hire and assemble a team that includes a safe cracker, weapons specialist, wheelman, and the rouge unpredictable outsider that may just jeopardize the whole mission .. or save the day (you never know, that's why he is the unpredictable rouge . . and every heist needs one. . . think Slick from Heat and you'll get the picture), to knock over the nearest bank which would intern supply me with whatever funds I need to get this knife!"
Only to find out, that the bank doesn’t actually have enough funds to do all the following:
1) Support your operation.
2) Pay your accomplishes and necessary equipment (they will kill you and take your knife collection and ebay it).
3) Live comfortable (hey you need a nice home, and some displays to show off your elite knife collection).
4) Buy your gold-digging trophy wife her bust augmentation(s), plastic surgery, clothes and accessories, N.B.D.H. (no baby daddy have'n') children’s clothes and accessories, cars, and . . nice after hours clothes and accessories (wink wink).
5) Afford knife!! $15,00 and rising.
Then you think of the obvious. .dispose of the wife, but realize there will only be another to take her place because your taste for feisty, young, sexy ladies will never be compromised and only come in one package . . see #4 above. Plus wife disposal has it's expenses as well . .well if you do it right.
It just doesn’t pay off to heist anymore.
Now I know what your thinking . . .heist the knife. But..if I may add this as one of our Knife Nuts mottos by tweaking a certain popular movie's dialog.
"What’s more chicken S#!^ than f#@$^*$ with a mans 'knife'? I mean don't f#$% with another man's 'knife'!" V
"You don't do it." L
"It's just against the rules." V
and if you do.
"OOOOH . .I wish I could have caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a$$#$%! doing it. It'd have been worth him doing it just so I could have caught him doing it!" V
"What a F#$@%^! L
I agree with Lance, no trial, no jury, straight to execution. :thumbdn:
So, may have rambled a bit.
Well what do you guys think????
My girlfriend and I were out and about when we passed buy the news stand and she just HAD to stop to find out what color Bradjoleina had painted their toenails with in the latest gossip mags.
So, I am a nice BF and let her look around. Besides, there has got to be a knife mag here somewhere right?! Funny how I always outlast her at the newsstand when typically there are only 1-2 knife mags and 1.5 mil. Gossip mags.
Then it happened . . I saw the current issue of Blade mag. and found myself gazing in slow motion as the clouds parted and a heavenly light shown through while angels gently sang AHHH AHH AHHH AHHH . . . .AAAAA AHHHHH . . . . .AAAAAAAAAAAA.
As my girlfriend tried to cross my line of sight and come between me and my moment with the cover of this magazine, I quietly said “Don’t.”. She looked and knew to silently put her hands to her side, take two steps back, go around, and leave me be.
There I was 2 feet from it. Taking my time to enjoy one of those patented “must have” moments. I walk closer and touch the glossy cover. I bring it closer two my face than an 95 year old lady with broken bifocals.
http://www.americanbladesmith.com/BoardKnife06.htm
This is the best pic I found on the net so far, and haven't done much research yet. It apparently is the last knife ever made by Bill Moran. It is being auctioned off and is currently at $15,000!
Don't you just hate it when a knife so clearly presents it self as a "must have" within point 2 nano seconds from the time you see it and the time you ignorantly say to yourself,
"I don't give a ish how much it costs. I will get that knife if it means that I have to knock over this newsstand, use the money to hire and assemble a team that includes a safe cracker, weapons specialist, wheelman, and the rouge unpredictable outsider that may just jeopardize the whole mission .. or save the day (you never know, that's why he is the unpredictable rouge . . and every heist needs one. . . think Slick from Heat and you'll get the picture), to knock over the nearest bank which would intern supply me with whatever funds I need to get this knife!"
Only to find out, that the bank doesn’t actually have enough funds to do all the following:
1) Support your operation.
2) Pay your accomplishes and necessary equipment (they will kill you and take your knife collection and ebay it).
3) Live comfortable (hey you need a nice home, and some displays to show off your elite knife collection).
4) Buy your gold-digging trophy wife her bust augmentation(s), plastic surgery, clothes and accessories, N.B.D.H. (no baby daddy have'n') children’s clothes and accessories, cars, and . . nice after hours clothes and accessories (wink wink).
5) Afford knife!! $15,00 and rising.
Then you think of the obvious. .dispose of the wife, but realize there will only be another to take her place because your taste for feisty, young, sexy ladies will never be compromised and only come in one package . . see #4 above. Plus wife disposal has it's expenses as well . .well if you do it right.
It just doesn’t pay off to heist anymore.
Now I know what your thinking . . .heist the knife. But..if I may add this as one of our Knife Nuts mottos by tweaking a certain popular movie's dialog.
"What’s more chicken S#!^ than f#@$^*$ with a mans 'knife'? I mean don't f#$% with another man's 'knife'!" V
"You don't do it." L
"It's just against the rules." V
and if you do.
"OOOOH . .I wish I could have caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a$$#$%! doing it. It'd have been worth him doing it just so I could have caught him doing it!" V
"What a F#$@%^! L
I agree with Lance, no trial, no jury, straight to execution. :thumbdn:
So, may have rambled a bit.
Well what do you guys think????
just wanted to preemptive strike it before I have another run in with someone who wants to have a field day, parade, and special Olympics with that comment. 
