Humorous blade mash-ups

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RyanMM

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Disclaimer: not intended to be taken seriously or to critique any particular design.

I present to you some modern day perversions of mankinds oldest tool.

First up is the already unique WSK or Tom Brown Tracker, given a tanto tip for even more distinction.

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Next, we have a tomahawk based on the CRK kitchen knives. It has a hollow chisel grind and a presumably very uncomfortable handle design for heavy chopping.

crkaxe.jpg


Finally, for your consideration, the tactical straight razor. The first straight razor made from 3/16" thickness 1095 steel blade stock, with bead blasted tiger stripe finish. Made with Strider's SMF handle.

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I just pieced these together with MS Paint. If anyone with better programs wants to make a better picture of these monsters I'd love to see them. It would also be fun to see original creations if anyone wants to participate. How about one of those swiss army knives with the LED and the USB flash drive with a tazer incorporated for example? Go wild---post your silly designs here!
 
Nice art.

Be careful what we wish for, some of these may actually come to light in this market. Wasn't somebody's Frequent Flyer originally meant as a joke? It became a good seller.

Crikey, a Dark Ops Sebenza copy with accompanying ad would be funny. "Terminate your lunchmeat with extreme prejudice with our low key operator's office tactical blade, perfect for elevator carry or cutting the strings on the packed pita bread lunch while negotiating the mean streets of the shark infested financial world!"

Please include accompanying dark photo of brick lined alleyway in the rain. Like some suit actually walks home that way.
 
Here's a thought I was toying with. I've heard people complain about the thumb stud on Striders, to which people defend it by claiming, "It's not a thumb stud. It's a blade stop. Open it with the hole." What if Striders were sold akin to Benchmade with an option to pick either a thumb stud or hole?

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I think I actually like it. I'm anxious for the new wave of quadruple thumb stub folders.

Some other thoughts are a "gentleman's Strider" with a thumbnail groove and an Italian manual stiletto with a Spyderhole.
 
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