i am ashamed of myself

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pedicabdriver

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i just found my shallot in the trashcan.

i fell asleep in my jeans last night. i woke up in the middle of the night and pulled them off really quickly and tossed them on the floor. i had forgotten that my shallot was in the back pocket. i guess when i threw them across the room it slipped out of the pocket and landed in the trash. it was an accident, but i still feel like an abusive parent.
 
You should kick yourself in the .... , then set yourself on.....well, you know.

:D

mike
 
2brothers: agreed :D

don't worry mate, i lost my child(knife, not a real one) for almost a year when i found it in a liquor cupboard lol
 
You should be ashamed!!:grumpy: You are one of the few lucky enough to already have a Shallot and you threw it away!!??:eek: Did you "fall asleep" in your jeans, or did you "pass out" in your jeans, hmm?;)
 
The only time such behavior is acceptable is when a hot babe is the reason you need to get your jeans off fast. And even then, it's frowned upon.

You now need to post "I will respect my Shallot and never let this happen again!" 50 times.
 
You can be forgiven only if you were reading the latest KERSHAW CATALOG

Besides, you did rescue it.

Did you give it a hug when you found it?:o :D
 
I don't know if we should trust you with your Shallot. Better send it to me for safe keeping...

Wait a minute, I have two Kershaws which are MIA. Nevermind!

Look at the bright side, you found it.
 
Thanks for the story. A very peculiar trajectory, from the pocket to the trashbin.
 
Just placed a call to DKS..Department of Kershaw Services. They will be coming by to decide if you are a fit Kershaw owner, and if not your Kershaws will be removed from the home and placed with ME! You will have to prove that you are a fit owner before the ki... err kershaws will be returned to your home. Be aware this may take many YEARS!!

Shame on you!!!:thumbdn::thumbdn:;):D
 
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