Sadly, stag will only help Phil feel a little better for just a few hours. After that, he will again start to feel that insatiable craving for deer antler. He will do almost anything to get more. Lock your doors. Turn out the lights. Do not answer the phone. And most important, don't read your e-mail. Phil may be lurking around somewhere looking for a free handout. If he gets really desperate, he is capable of just about any act of wanton depravity. As long as it pays. You just don't want to know the things he might do to get another stag fix.
Woods, welcome to bladeforums. There are very few rules:
1. Do Not send Phil any money
2. Have fun
3. Don't be stupid
4. Try to be nice
5. Feel sorry for Phil. If you hang around here too long, you might end up just like Phil
Paracelsus, often Mystooken Shaman of the Terrible Ironic Horde
[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 04-01-2000).]