I AM NOT "GUNNER"

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I was told that you guys may have thought that I was someone else ("Gunner") I am not, I am from Ireland, I just picked the same name, my digs. Was this guy a bad dude?

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Hunting? Don't be a wise guy, what do you hunt with a knife?

Name it!
 
Thanks Phil. I hope more people read this and I will definately join you in August if all goes well.

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Hunting? Don't be a wise guy, what do you hunt with a knife?

Name it!
 
Hi Edge,
If Phil says you are OK, then you must be
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The only thing that got me was your signature. I am not inclined, but I know of a few people who hunt wild pigs with their knives or pigstickers.
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"Life is too short to carry an ugly knife." Steve F.
 
Phil you must be the chief indian around here. My signature is from First Blood, the arrest scene.

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Hunting? Don't be a wise guy, what do you hunt with a knife?

Name it!
 
I Knew IT! Phil is Gunner! NOT
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Paracelsus, who thought Phil was some sort of assassin, but never Gunner. Phil uses much more dangerous weapons than guns. Oh, congratulations on your new title, Chief Indian. You killed off All the senior members in a single nights murderous rampage, so now you get to be Chief?

[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 04-24-2000).]
 
Yep! I'm the Chief, and you guys are nothing.
I guess that makes me Chief of Nothing!
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[This message has been edited by PhilL (edited 04-24-2000).]
 
Has anyone ever seen Edge and Gunner together? Has anyone seen Phil and Gunner at the same time? Or Clark and Super...oh never mind.
 
My name is James, and I am not Gunner.

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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
Edge--Relax, I don't think anyone really believes you're Gunner anymore. By the way, I have a Busse Battle Mistress, new in the box, and I understand they make great ghillie suits there in Ireland. Do you have any interest in trying to find me a good ghillie suit there, that you'd then be willing to trade for my new Busse?
Thanks--Will
 
Uhm... I am Gunner. He got transmogrified into a Chinese guy. It wasn't very tough work, really. I just went through 13 yellow permanent markers, slammed my nose into a door twenty times a day, dyed my hair black, shaved off all my arm and leg hair, and then used clear tape to stretch my eyes. Of course, my transformation required me to become two feet tall, so my ghillie suit doesn't fit me anymore. Anyone want to trade me a Busse BM for it?

-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Will, what about Ka-Bar?
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I have to make this thread knife related before it gets moved!
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-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
So let me get this straight......

Edge and Gunner are the same person and U2's guitarist is Comrade Chang.

Right?

Blissfully unaware, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
 
No, I'm Gunner turned into a Chinese guy. I don't think U2's guitarist is quite as yellow as me. I'm as yellow as Bart Simpson now. This yellow permanent marker isn't washing off easy.
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BTW, Vampire Gerbil, you want to trade me one of your knives in your display case for a ghillie suit? It's the one featured in Ron Hood's (that is his name right?
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-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Boy, now I'm really confused!!!

But I accept things at face value (I have the world's largest Pet Rock collection), alas due to my immense size, too many Ghillies would have to be slaughtered to adequately cover this chiseled body o' mine.

Oh, and Comrade? Be glad you used yellow.... at least you can pass as Chinese.
I used Hot Pink (they were on sale) and only passed myself off as someone to stay away from.
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Gnawing at own elbow for no apparant reason, I remain,
VG
 
Uhm, my friend once pointed out that no healthy Chinese man has ever been that shade of yellow. I must have yellow fever or something. Now that is something to stay away from
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-Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Could be a liver problem, Comrade.
It just so happens that I have 12 spare livers in my walk-in freezer and for the right price.....
Well, selling body parts is probably not appropriate for this particular Forum, so we'll discuss payment arrangements as soon as one of this Forum's Moderators catch this thread and move it to Community.
Heh heh heh....

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
 
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