I am officially running for President.

[DannyinJapan]

I hope I can count on you guys in November.
I will do my best to represent the Cantina in the White House.
We can have the khonventions on the lawn and see how fast a cherry tree can be chopped down with a BAS.
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370743&altf=Ebojfm&altl=Gmfudifs

 

[Piso Mojado]

Great ad, Danny, but I'm still voting for Paris and Rihanna!

 

[Alberta Ed]

Umm, can you gut a moose with it, like Sarah?

 

[C.S. Graves]

Bruche, Bill Marsh, now Danny? Decisions, decisions.... though there seems some merit to your parkour-free platform.

Then again, Bruche's offering a free keg of swish to his supporters....

 

[seaice]

We watched some of the televised debate between the VP candidates.
After a while, other half shook her head and said "God save America"....
It is easy to sympathise, since the prospects for future government in Britain are just as bad in their own way.

 

[C.S. Graves]

After a while, other half shook her head and said "God save America"....

Tempted to concur here, but I don't know that Canada is any better off with our own current elections for MP's.

 

[SamuraiDave]

If only this election was as easy as voting for American Idol. At least when voting for that show you don't have anyone telling you how you are going to change the world, nor do you have the illusion that it might actually change anything.

The closer the presidential election comes the more bile gets choked back down.

God bless America.... indeed.

 

[BruiseLeee]

.... though there seems some merit to your parkour-free platform.

I'll lobby for some parkour funding grants. Inner city youth have no money for the equestrian sports and must go to parkour or crime.

 

[C.S. Graves]

Inner city youth [...] must go to parkour or crime.

Heck, they might even use parkour to evade law enforcement officers!

 

[DannyinJapan]

I have no plans to push for anti-parkour legislation. I also have no intention of pushing for legislation to ban the practice of spraying oil or other lubricants on surfaces popular with parkour enthusiasts.

 

[SilverFoxKnows]

If chosen as V.P. I pledge the following...

1. I will not declare myself Emperor till 2012.
2. I will not snort coke off a stripper's ass or smoke crack with hookers. (I will still watch strippers but I will not snort blow off their asses)
3. I will not make a sex tape (nobody would want to see it anyway)
4. I will not do any more drugs
5. I will (probably) not engage in any more group sex.

Thank you for your consideration.

Frank

 

[555]

Breaking News:

After hearing DannyinJapan and his running mate SilverFoxKnows have entered the Race, B.O & J.M. have just said, they are both throwing in the Towel and see there is no chance of winning now.

 

[DannyinJapan]

Frank,
I appreciate your candor and forthrightness about your previous indiscretions.
I can't ask you to give up absolutely everything that gives life meaning.
Therefore, I would ask you, as VP, to make a choice.
You can either have #1 or #s 2-5.

(After all, who hasn't snorted blow off of a stippers' sweet honey hams?)