I apologise !

[Kevin the grey]

I couldn,t believe it I looked at all the discarded Christmas trees and said to myself I could use a couple of those if I had something to lop the branches off with ! I was standing 50 yards from my car that had my Kukurri , two tomahawks and an ax in it . Can we just put this down to too much Christmas holiday or must I submit myself for zombification testing .

 

[mamav]

Well, you could always use the excuse of....what would the neighbors think if they saw you getting a huge knife out of the trunk.........

 

[Kevin the grey]

My neighbors regularly see me with bows and arrows, spears, assorted dead animal parts ,(skins mostly) and all sorts of sharp pointy things . As long as I don,t stand between their couch and television its all a blur to them ! Hey maybe they need testing . The only question would be how can you test the difference between a zombie and a brain dead couch potato . L:O:L

 

[ddean]

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[munk]

Once a year you could offer to chop all your neighbors Xmas trees into segments for disposal after Christmas. If you attempt this before the 25th, you'll be known as the Man Who Hates Christmas.



munk

 

[jurassicnarc44]

LOL no appologies necessary!! You immediately remind me that one time I plumb forgot a .45 on my belt ( wore a gun 24/7 for over 30 years as a street narc ), Anyway this dirtbag hit me in the head with a tire iron; I'm 6'5" and was at that time over 280 pounds. I totally forgot the handgun I had on and planted 300 pounds right on the point of his nose. I distinctly remember him bouncing when he hit the deck, and then I couldn't see anything for the blood gushing out of my head My buddies had to roll him over to put the cuffs on him, then off to the Hospital for me. Other agents asked "Why didn't you shoot the guy?" I just didn't think of the gun!!!