I Dare You To Keep This Truck Nice

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Hi, I'm Life, and your truck is doomed. Forget those clean shiny rigs you see going down the highway; you and I both knew that was never in the cards for you. No, you had reasonable expectations of keeping your new truck in mechanical sound shape with a fairly clean body. AFter all, you bought it new in 2000.

What are expectations if I can't crush them? I'm Life and I know these things.

First, it's your wife's truck and she had every right to hit that deer. She was listening to a Christian song on the radio, remember what she told you? She coulda missed the deer but for love of God. How could you argue with that? It only lightly dented the passenger fender anyway.

Next, you go around a curve on a dirt road and some careless people meet you there by leaving their lane and taking yours. This dented the grill guard, as the people were uninsured and poor, you let it go.

Then, God again; your wife loaded up the truck with babies and her mother, and took the Winter road to Malta for Church. 5 or 6 other cars went off the black ice that day, but yours found the cedar fence post and T-boned around it.

Everyone was fine, but it did wake up the two oldest children. Your wife complained of knee pain, as she has for 16 years, and you ignored this. Unfortunately for you, she drove 100 miles after work once a week for accupunture- and you got the kids for 16 hours straight. Small price to pay.

When the truck was fixed, most of the problems were over. Getting a replacement bed solved some of the deer damage of years before, and they even had a plastic liner.
And the Factory even replaced the ball joints that failed after only 78 thousand miles. Life was too good to you.
To remind you that everything dies, all must perish, and you can't take it with you, today you found a spot on the passenger rear fender where someone dinged you in a parkinglot. Goodbye restored truck. Oh, it's not that bad- probably 1600 to fix if you really wanted to. But you and I both know your insurance won't cover your problems forever, so you'll eat this one.

You know what? Have you thought about your next vehicle purchase? That truck is almost paid for and nearly worthless; time for another.

Buy American and keep those jobs here!


munk
 
yadda yadda yadda. you must spread some reputation around before giving it to munk again.

Munk, dunno if I've said it before, but I'll say it again - you have a very nice, caring way of writing, and I love that.

Keno
 
stuff.

Kids are healthy. Wife has moderate regard for you. You're going to meet Yuh nSuh and see snakes.

How much do you want?

You even have a retribution thread going about you, worthy of Huck Finn's funeral.

Still, a ding.


stuff.
 
All the damage to my truck is on the inside. Caked food, cat hair, hay blowing in from the back window, goat manure. :rolleyes:
 
In the past 2 1/2 months. Rear ended, hit on the rear drivers side by some guy who got flipped off and lost control chasing the guy, of course I found this out after I tracked him down by his license plate number... he ran, and hit in the right front passnger side, he ran also. But that's life in the big city, lucky I'm even alive driving in Houston. The most rational nice people turn into idiots from hell when they get behind the wheel. Go figure.
Terry
 
tsf said:
But that's life in the big city, lucky I'm even alive driving in Houston. The most rational nice people turn into idiots from hell when they get behind the wheel. Go figure.
Terry
Terry how do you pronounce Chihuahua? Do you say "Shee waa waa" or do you say "Shee who-a who-a?"
By letting me know how you pronounce Chihuahua it will give me certain knowledge if you're married to my damned delightful good lookin cousin that also resides in Houston.
It is a damned small world you know.;) Oh! Wait! Never mind, her old man's name isn't Terry, forgot there fer an instant.:rolleyes: :p ;) :D
But seeing as how this cuz is a full fledged 10 it's easy to ferget things, er whaut wuz I talkin aboat again? neber mind.:rolleyes: ;) :D

Munk, ya need a new Toyota Tundra my friend. Goot Truck!!!! But wait, you be talkin 'bout one a them enclosed rigs called a Sooey ain't ya, er wait, that's SUV ainnit? :rolleyes: :p
 
Sheesh- I forgot what I'd done to poor old blue truck also- my only accident my fault in 20 years- I backed up into a parked van. I couldn't believe it- a real old folks mistake. I mentioned it here- was it Dave Hahn who kept running into a cement pillar in the parking garage?

Kismet- I've read men want to fix things, women only want to vent. Since I vent a lot, that makes me a .....woman? (But the good news is the old Chinese saying that brilliant men think like women and brilliant women think like men.) Anyway, Kis, I'm not complaining about your cost assessment, nor your prevailing wisdom that life is our choice. I wouldn't change you. You're a asset as a friend and neighbor here on this forum, and anywhere. But I would like to reinterate that these posts keep me sane- the posts where my life is so crazy, silly, and frustrating that if you don't laugh, and love, you'll die.


munk
 
munk?

You think you're SANE?


ahhhhh. Fine. That's fine. Really.


I see our time is up for today.

I'll call to reschedule.

Honest.




wacherass
 
Speaking of SUVs, I heard that there are so many accidents that "they" are installing black boxes to record the last words. 78% of the people say "Oh $hit!."

The notable exceptions are from Georgia, the last words are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
 
At least you still have your truck. My 87 Civic is probably holding green beans or peach halves in light syrup by now. Of course, I did replace it with a slightly nicer Civic :rolleyes:
 
Sometimes I still miss my little S-10. I took a delivery job so I could stop working graveyard security in Little Saigon and wracked up 42,000 miles in 8 months :eek: I don't need to tell you that's not good for a car. It also became an accident magnet. Rear ended while stopped. Hit while parked. Rear ended while stopped. You see a pattern, here? Paid it off and sold it off. Picked up a '65 Baja Bug. What the heck was I thinking? I've had it three years, now, and have replaced half of everything. I still have to replace the other half :rolleyes: My Wife's '65 Plymouth finally died and , like Josh, we picked up an almost new Civic. Now I want a new car so bad I can't see straight. Okay, not new. Just something that doesn't leak in the rain. So, Lucy (the bug) sits in the driveway, waiting for me to get off my lazy behind and bleed the brakes (and patch a tire). But for being loud, bouncy, cramped and leaky, she's a blast to drive. Between the low gearing and being largely fiberglass she really takes off from the line. If only she had a top speed of more than 67mph :( I think I've had too much coffee and not enough sleep. Ending innane rambling now ;)

Frank
 
Too bad Lucy leaks. When VW Bugs are in good shape, they are so tight they used to race them in the water in Lake Michigan. Very funny to see those cars churning through the water.



munk
 
munk said:
Sheesh- I forgot what I'd done to poor old blue truck also- my only accident my fault in 20 years- I backed up into a parked van. I couldn't believe it- a real old folks mistake. I mentioned it here- was it Dave Hahn who kept running into a cement pillar in the parking garage?

Kismet- I've read men want to fix things, women only want to vent. Since I vent a lot, that makes me a .....woman? (But the good news is the old Chinese saying that brilliant men think like women and brilliant women think like men.) Anyway, Kis, I'm not complaining about your cost assessment, nor your prevailing wisdom that life is our choice. I wouldn't change you. You're a asset as a friend and neighbor here on this forum, and anywhere. But I would like to reinterate that these posts keep me sane- the posts where my life is so crazy, silly, and frustrating that if you don't laugh, and love, you'll die.


munk
was it Dave Hahn who kept running into a cement pillar in the parking garage? - Munk
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NaaaaW! That was me. I have done it twice! Double layered, super collosal quadruple decker, anti automobile, trippple reinforced concrete giants of downtown parking structures......... should be illegal! What dah ya mean.... I'm an idiot because I can't look out of both sides of my head at once? YEAH, I screwed up! Only wives are supposed to screw up. Of coourzsze, (spelling in iBearish... added for emphasis) everyone knows that! Buit, I'm the culprit that caved in the entire fender of by Blazer and I'm the same bright idgit that backed up, in a hurry, into a solid concrete post nearly the size of my car. YEAH, I didn't see it..... yet.... because I saw it later, afterrrrr the fact! GRRRRRRRRR@@$$%$#@!

Anybody else hate beeeehemouth downtown parking structures that are bigger than large and have multiple stories going the wrong way.... straight down?

My theory is that these parking structures are way deep... to close to HELL and that accounts for their dire influence on a few of us good citizens. OR, it could be those idgit engineers that designed these insidious concrete destroyers of dangerous destructive energy! OR, most likely, it was just my negligence!
Thanks,
iBear
 
munk said:
Too bad Lucy leaks. When VW Bugs are in good shape, they are so tight they used to race them in the water in Lake Michigan. Very funny to see those cars churning through the water.



munk
In Oregon, some old farmers use the VW to float acrossed the huge mud puddles in the middle of their roads..... I'm told!
YeeeHaW!
iBear
 
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