I figured it out!!

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Idaho Guy

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I have often wondered why when a Becker knife when in it's sheath with the retention strap undone will just flip frickin upside down and deposit the knife in your foot or on the ground. Well I got it all figured out! The maker of the sheath (China) is playing it smart. They figure that if war ever breakes out between our countries half of us will be either missing our knives or nursing our puntured feet. ;)
 
thats why we gotta stick it to the commy bastards and upgrade to custom kydex or leather!
 
Guyon said:
Hope your foot heals quickly.
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Not quite but close. I was actually sitting in my chair minding my own business admiring my new BK10 when I made the totally crazy and irresponsible mistake of unstrapping her. Feeling her bonds finally free she flipped over and quickly dove for my nut sack. thank God I am still intact but it got me thinking....WHY???
 
Punctured nut sacks and feet are the badges of honor borne proudly by Beckerheads. If I could feel either of those areas, I might think differently about this matter.
 
hell and here I was thinking that your Beckerhead number was the number of nutsack vent holes you had.

Beckerhead #104, by the way.
 
Idaho Guy said:
Not quite but close. I was actually sitting in my chair minding my own business admiring my new BK10 when I made the totally crazy and irresponsible mistake of unstrapping her. Feeling her bonds finally free she flipped over and quickly dove for my nut sack. thank God I am still intact but it got me thinking....WHY???
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She needs to feed. Give her some wood or something. That or she will take her balls and go home.

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Beckerhead #42
 
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