I finally got "Skunk Junk!"

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I've been feeling neglected. Of all the shipments from Idaho, I've never gotten any "Skunk Junk." Well, today all that changed.

The USPS Prio box was rattling loudly. Are these rattlesnakes in Idaho?? :eek:

I got three nuts, in addition to my INFI. A walnut, pecan and almond. :thumbup:
 
Are they soaked in Scotch?



Paddling_man said:
I've been feeling neglected. Of all the shipments from Idaho, I've never gotten any "Skunk Junk." Well, today all that changed.

The USPS Prio box was rattling loudly. Are these rattlesnakes in Idaho?? :eek:

I got three nuts, in addition to my INFI. A walnut, pecan and almond. :thumbup:
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Sapper76 said:
Hmm I wonder if i can just pick up my blades if skunk is in the Boise area?
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I wouldn't recommend it. Skunk lives in what some may consider a military compound; complete with guard towers, vicious dogs, and booby traps. He supposedly sleeps with a 50 cal when Vicki outs him (some say he outs himself on purpose for this very reason).

If you ever see pictures of his INFI collection, you'll understand why! ;)
 
Send 'em back to Vicki a.s.a.p. She probably thinks that they are lost for good.

I knew Skunk was special.....I just never realized exactly how special!

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Skunk's sending out nuts? I've only gotten bent bottle caps and a boonie hat. I threw the boonie away before realizing it might have been in there (thanks to a couple of posts here). MikeH will be wearing it while missing doves this fall. :D
 
steelnut said:
I believe that certain kinds of nuts act as Elf repelent.....:cool:
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This makes sense. Skunk probably bought up some 50 gallon drums of nuts and is just getting rid of extras he's not using around the house.
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
isn't "skunk junk" a result of improper hygiene?
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Yes, and Skunk's nuts are somehow involved. :eek:

Picture not appropriate for a family forum.

I'll sink pretty low (see above), but I'm not touching this post, other than to say that TonyG needs at least one more AD to spread all that body butter. :D
 
Guyon said:
Yes, and Skunk's nuts are somehow involved. :eek:



I'll sink pretty low (see above), but I'm not touching this post, other than to say that TonyG needs at least one more AD to spread all that body butter. :D
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I wasn't thinking I'd need a knife.
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Guyon said:
Skunk's sending out nuts? I've only gotten bent bottle caps and a boonie hat. I threw the boonie away before realizing it might have been in there (thanks to a couple of posts here). MikeH will be wearing it while missing doves this fall. :D
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Yeah, but I will be using a new Benelli auto this year instaed of my old o/u, so I can waste shells more efficiently.
 
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