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Thought I would share.....
Originaly posted from a gentle man from South Africa
And the (dare I say) Old crew from Busse Combat......
Reasons why I prefer my Busse to my wife .....
Just before I get all flamed ...... this is a joke for those challenged people.
1 - My Busse doesn't mind me touching other knives
2 - My Busse never complains if I ignore it a day or so.
3 - My Busse doesn't mind if I look at other knives.
4 - My Busse doesn't mind if I talk about my previous knives.
5 - If we part company, I don't have to pay maintenance.
6 - My Busse doesn't suffer from migraines !!!
7 - My Busse doesn't take my pay cheque every month.
8 - My Busse doesn't complain about my driving.
9 - In an emegency, my Busse doesn't complain if I beat the crap out of it !!
10 - My Busse never complains about my Internet habits !!
.... well, there are a few more but not in polite company.
Hi guys. Some of us female Busse employees just had to come up with these in defense of every Busse Knife Wife out there. Heres to you, ladies.
WHY WIVES ARE JEALOUS OF BUSSE KNIVES
1. You never rub us down with oil after weve been out in the rain.
2. You dont have the money to buy us $20 jeans, but you can afford a $60 custom kydex sheath.
3. When Busse has a contest to name a knife, you come up with 200 names, when we tell you were pregnant, you can only come up with one your own?
4. You cant remember our anniversary, but youll never forget the date you received your Busse.
5. You save all the paperwork your Busse comes with, yet you threw out all the Cosmopolitan magazines we came with.
6. Youre convincing when you tell your Busse knife "looks dont matter".
7. We know you secretly wish a leather strop would keep us in line.
8. You never let us sit on your lap while you "hand rub" our backs all night.
9. You wont take us to a fancy restaurant because of the "wait" and "cost"?
10. Busse knives change from bolts to flared tube AND YOU NOTICE!
Yours in Sharp Wit,
The Busse Gals
Originaly posted from a gentle man from South Africa
And the (dare I say) Old crew from Busse Combat......
Reasons why I prefer my Busse to my wife .....
Just before I get all flamed ...... this is a joke for those challenged people.
1 - My Busse doesn't mind me touching other knives
2 - My Busse never complains if I ignore it a day or so.
3 - My Busse doesn't mind if I look at other knives.
4 - My Busse doesn't mind if I talk about my previous knives.
5 - If we part company, I don't have to pay maintenance.
6 - My Busse doesn't suffer from migraines !!!
7 - My Busse doesn't take my pay cheque every month.
8 - My Busse doesn't complain about my driving.
9 - In an emegency, my Busse doesn't complain if I beat the crap out of it !!
10 - My Busse never complains about my Internet habits !!
.... well, there are a few more but not in polite company.
Hi guys. Some of us female Busse employees just had to come up with these in defense of every Busse Knife Wife out there. Heres to you, ladies.
WHY WIVES ARE JEALOUS OF BUSSE KNIVES
1. You never rub us down with oil after weve been out in the rain.
2. You dont have the money to buy us $20 jeans, but you can afford a $60 custom kydex sheath.
3. When Busse has a contest to name a knife, you come up with 200 names, when we tell you were pregnant, you can only come up with one your own?
4. You cant remember our anniversary, but youll never forget the date you received your Busse.
5. You save all the paperwork your Busse comes with, yet you threw out all the Cosmopolitan magazines we came with.
6. Youre convincing when you tell your Busse knife "looks dont matter".
7. We know you secretly wish a leather strop would keep us in line.
8. You never let us sit on your lap while you "hand rub" our backs all night.
9. You wont take us to a fancy restaurant because of the "wait" and "cost"?
10. Busse knives change from bolts to flared tube AND YOU NOTICE!
Yours in Sharp Wit,
The Busse Gals
