I had a HORRIBLE nightmare last night!

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I've been making knives for a couple years now, and I like to carry around the latest prototype and use it for a while to make sure it does what I want it to. Most recently, I used a small fixed-blade to whittle a splint for a friend's kid's bunged-up wrist -- long story...

Last night, in my dream, I reached for my latest knife, the one that has effortlessly whittled, cut, shaved and still, after a month of good use, hasn't needed stropping, honing or sharpening.

My hand closed on the handle of the knife, but it wasn't the handle, it was the blade! I knew enough not to jerk my hand back, so I froze and slowly opened my fist. I expected to have deep cuts on my fingers or palm, but none were there.

I pulled out the knife and looked at the edge. Then I checked the edge with my thumbnail. Then I ran my finger along the edge. Then I pressed my thumb hard right down on the edge.

It was dull. Dull like a spoon dull. I could SEE the rounded over "cutting" edge! My amazing whittler! My fantastic example of what a carbon steel blade can be had been transformed into the equivalent of a worn out Wal-Mart crap-metal butter knife!

AAARGH!

Then I woke up and it was all better.
 
They told you not to eat the brown acid back in '69....but did you listen....Noooooooo!
 
the thing that would make this much more humorous is if you woke up holding the knife. just saying....
 
In your dream, did you check the makers mark? Probably picked up a lookalike from some competitor. :)
 
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