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Last friday, I ordered a knife. I came in here, asked about model numbers to make SURE I was getting what I wanted, (Thanks John H.) then sent the email order off. Come Monday, I'd received no confirmation that EKI had gotten my order so I called them. Turns out this is their normal procedure, but the nice lady is kind enough to look up my order for me and inform me that they were out of the specific one I'd asked for, so they'd taken the blade from another one to put together exactly what I'd wanted. For those who don't know, this is what's called EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE!
Today, just moments ago, a knock came at my front door. It was the UPS dude.
I immediately went into my happy puppy routine, trying to wag my tail and jump up and down, but the UPS dude stays until he gets my signature even though he looks pretty worried by this time.
Anyway...
I get rid of the UPS dude, and grab my box, and bring it in here to my computer, knife and gun room. (...these are a few of my favorite things....) and open it up.
Out flashes my razor sharp Commander and zip,zip,zip, the box is open and I do not miss the irony of opening an Emerson with an Emerson. (Side thought, if you buy your first knife off the net, how do you get the box open? Chew it?)
I gently lift the by now familiar red and black box out of it's nest in the styro peanuts. (dunno why they call'em peanuts they taste like crap!)
I open the box, and inside is a plastic bag, I open that, and inside is ANOTHER plastic bag, but this one holds the PRIZE!
A BEAUTIFUL, FLAWLESS, PERFECT green handled, Black T bladed CQC-7B with wave. It's perfect. Without flaw. The heft feels like it was born to fit my hand. It screams to slip into my pocket and try DA WAVE!
Then... What's this? Little tiny numbers next to the disk? What's that? My Commander doesn't have that!?!?
I squint just a hair, (The UPS man woke me up, my eyes are always a little fuzzy when I first wake up, yeah, I'm getting old, thanks for noticing.) and I make out the numbers and letters, "093" and "WAVE." I wonder what that means? I look at the box, and on the tag, it says, "CQC-7B BTS W/WAVE SERIAL# 093.
Oh no. No, it can't be. 093??? One of the first HUNDRED? I can't carry THIS!!!!
Crap. I'm gonna have to buy another one.
My wife is gonna kill me.
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect
Today, just moments ago, a knock came at my front door. It was the UPS dude.
I immediately went into my happy puppy routine, trying to wag my tail and jump up and down, but the UPS dude stays until he gets my signature even though he looks pretty worried by this time.
Anyway...
I get rid of the UPS dude, and grab my box, and bring it in here to my computer, knife and gun room. (...these are a few of my favorite things....) and open it up.
Out flashes my razor sharp Commander and zip,zip,zip, the box is open and I do not miss the irony of opening an Emerson with an Emerson. (Side thought, if you buy your first knife off the net, how do you get the box open? Chew it?)
I gently lift the by now familiar red and black box out of it's nest in the styro peanuts. (dunno why they call'em peanuts they taste like crap!)
I open the box, and inside is a plastic bag, I open that, and inside is ANOTHER plastic bag, but this one holds the PRIZE!
A BEAUTIFUL, FLAWLESS, PERFECT green handled, Black T bladed CQC-7B with wave. It's perfect. Without flaw. The heft feels like it was born to fit my hand. It screams to slip into my pocket and try DA WAVE!
Then... What's this? Little tiny numbers next to the disk? What's that? My Commander doesn't have that!?!?
I squint just a hair, (The UPS man woke me up, my eyes are always a little fuzzy when I first wake up, yeah, I'm getting old, thanks for noticing.) and I make out the numbers and letters, "093" and "WAVE." I wonder what that means? I look at the box, and on the tag, it says, "CQC-7B BTS W/WAVE SERIAL# 093.
Oh no. No, it can't be. 093??? One of the first HUNDRED? I can't carry THIS!!!!
Crap. I'm gonna have to buy another one.

My wife is gonna kill me.
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect