I HUNG SPARK

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It wasn't persoanl it was business. Some people around here and Chat think of me as kind of a hired gun or a henchman, so when there's a dirty job to do, who do they call?
I don't ask why, I just ask how much?

So some people wanted Spark taken care of, so I hung him. I've got to tell you, I've never seen anyone so happy to die. At first when I strung him up he just dangled there, like a pretty pink angel on a Christmas tree. Heck he could have cut himself down at any time with that sissy little knife he had on him, but no he just hung there until it was all over. Darndest thing I've ever seen. They asked me to prove I had finished the job by posting it here, so I have.

For those of you with weak stomachs, I would suggest you don't look. For the rest of you Sickos, here it is.

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=254126&a=1889222&p=22855740
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"Will work 4 Knives!"
Homepage: http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumList?u=254126

[This message has been edited by PhilL (edited 06-17-2000).]
 
Phill
I was inspired by that photo. Thanks man! The grace with which he took his demise reminded me of the closing scene of Braveheart. Mel Gibson LOOK OUT !!
ALex
 
Sissy knife he had? I think the rope was a bit on the sissy side. I woulda used a larger one to hold up that heavy dress or whatever he was wearing.

Great pic....most men can't wear a tutu. Luckily it looks good on Kevin. I think it is the color.

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~Greg Mete~
Kodiak Alaska
 
Who woulda thought that Spark was hung?


Oh, hanged, you meant h a n g e d. I get it now. Sorry.
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[This message has been edited by HJK (edited 06-17-2000).]
 
Phil, how could you
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? From looking at the pictures taken at the BladeShow, I figured ole Spark was light on his feet but this is ridiculous!

I can envision his headstone now;

Here I lie, dead, boo-hoo,
Hung by Phil, in my tutu.
Nothing more than a dead primadonna,
Please feel free to post what you wanna.
But someday I may rise from the dead,
Just to lock one more thread.


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It's only a mistake if you fail to learn from it!
 
Phil,

Exceptional job! Very clean work! !
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We only hope that he struggled and the pain was intense ~ ~ but by the look on his face....it looks as if he enjoyed it!
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You've struck a blow for humanity ~ we're extremely glad that we don't have to view any more of his "poor me" posts!
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GigOne
"Livin' Life - Full Throttle"

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"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
PhilL, As always you have performed with excellence. The check will arrive in a plain brown envelope in a few days. Or would you rather have it sent to your swiss account?

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Don
Medicine Man of the Extinct Fugowee Tribe
 
doesnt look like hes in much pain....I think that thick neck of his prevented his demise, which is very fortunate for the Bladeforum folks....Spark...you GOTTA get some new outfits...or move to San Francisco.

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Originally posted by stab1:
The check will arrive in a plain brown envelope in a few days. Or would you rather have it sent to your swiss account?


What the heck do you mean CHECK????
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I Work 4 Knives!

I better get that Gold Sliver and Apogee as promised, or I may just have to say who hired me for this HIT....Oppppps...nevermind



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"Will work 4 Knives!"
Homepage: http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumList?u=254126
 
Originally posted by tom mayo:
Spark...you GOTTA get some new outfits...or move to San Francisco.

Or not.



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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
hahahahah!
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That's hilarious,thanks for the photo.Blademan thanks for the poem,that was funny too.Haha you guy's are sick!
 
Tom,

You know if Spark showed up here dressed like that the Fashion Police would round him up for sure
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Next time you make it out here we should meet at Izzy's for a couple of BS's and some SMS!



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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
I'm not dead yet! It's just a flesh wound...

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Kevin Jon Schlossberg
SysOp and Administrator for BladeForums.com

Insert witty quip here
 
Well Phil, looks like he met the "hacksaw girl" too, wonder if she gave him the full treatment?
 
Nice photo Phil. Thanks for the sharpening tips man!
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stilltryintokeepitsharp!
 
Originally posted by Spark:
I'm not dead yet! It's just a flesh wound...


A flesh wound? But I've cut your arm off!

reply; `No you didn't!'

`Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
The fight with the Black Knight, very funny movie, and didn't even make to the top 100 funny movie list, never understand that!

G2
 
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