I jist had a picher of Lang Island Ice-T and I feel like shet

Cobalt

Cobalt

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Oh man the room is spinning. The Tea was strong. I picked 3 SHBM's and went outside in the dark and started throuwing them at a log dart board. I missed the dam board on the second try and hit the dam deck stair light wire cutting it n hald and ending my show. Shit
 
I meant cut in half not hald, jesus. I am going to bed.
 
Cobalt said:
Oh man the room is spinning. The Tea was strong. I picked 3 SHBM's and went outside in the dark and started throuwing them at a log dart board. I missed the dam board on the second try and hit the dam deck stair light wire cutting it n hald and ending my show. Shit
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My hat is still off to you sir since I don't even own a SHBM yet. :D
 
A pitcher of liqueur! You are the man! Although besides the hangover you are probably going to regret tossing those SHBM's around like lawn darts in the morning!
 
A REAL man would try sticking them between his toes right about now!!!!

Oh. . . . and if you try this, don't forget to post your hospital room number for us in case we try to call ! ! ! ! !

Nighty night Porkbalt!!!!

Jerry
 
Cobalt said:
I missed the dam board on the second try and hit the dam deck stair light wire cutting it n hald and ending my show. Shit
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Ouch! Is there a burn mark on the blade? Is it possible that you might have messed up the temper?
 
That SHBM is obviously bad luck. You should sell it to me immediately. Let me know when you're going to drink another pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea. That way, I'll know when to call for price negotiations.
 
Get up during the night and pound down as much water as you can hold down, it'll ease the hangover.. ;)
 
Ok, I cannot believe I posted this stupid thread. :thumbdn:
 
Cobalt said:
Oh man the room is spinning. The Tea was strong. I picked 3 SHBM's and went outside in the dark and started throuwing them at a log dart board. I missed the dam board on the second try and hit the dam deck stair light wire cutting it n hald and ending my show. Shit
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My favorite line was "The Tea was strong."

If the scene were to be narrated, I imagine a James Earl Jones voice proclaiming, "The Tea was Strong, and Cobalt was caught in its trap."

:D :D :D
 
this is the only SHBM that hit the target, barely. It almost went into the ground, which is better than what the other one did.

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Ok, the one that missed the target, went through the bars and if you look carefully you will see a little white plate on the beam in the back. There use to be a clear plastic cover and bulb over that plate. The knife went between the bars and anhilated the cover and bulb and cut the wire. The other BM went into the planter to the left of this pic and it took me a while to find it this morning. I left all three knives in the yard last night.

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:D
Guyon said:
My favorite line was "The Tea was strong."

If the scene were to be narrated, I imagine a James Earl Jones voice proclaiming, "The Tea was Strong, and Cobalt was caught in its trap."

:D :D :D
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That's hilarious.:D
 
Nice destruction. :thumbup:

As for leaving three SHBM's in the yard overnight, WERE YOU DRUNK OUT OF YOUR MIND??!!!
 
Cobalt said:
I left all three knives in the yard last night.
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CRAP!!!

Man I only live about 3 hours from Cobalt and there were three freakin' SHBM's laying out in his yard all night! I could have :foot: ...

I mean, I could have drove there and washed off his SHBM's and fixed his light for him just because that's the kind of person I am. ;) :D
 
If you have ever seen Lord of the Rings, just think of my SHBM's as THE RING and think of me as the Nazgul !:eek:
 
Cobalt said:
If you have ever seen Lord of the Rings, just think of my SHBM's as THE RING and think of me as the Nazgul !:eek:
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As in, you make a lot of noise and a general nuisance of yourself, but in the end you fail to recover your merchandise?:D
 
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