I know it aint just me anymore

You know, Danny, I'm working on an opinion piece about Buddhism and self-defense for a friend's website.

Just a few minutes ago, I was thinking of a moment, when clearing my mind, I knew which of several strikes my uke would take before he moved at all. There are things I know- and you know, I'm certain- that most people wouldn't believe, unless they experienced it for themselves. There's no point attempting to convince people of these things. They will experience them, or they won't.
 
Heck, why try the technology ourselves? If we're that convinced 'they' are here, ask them for help.

You think I'm kidding?

Start sending messages now- and I mean on radio and TV. Paste a big note on the Moon's surface anyone can see.

"Dear visitors from other spaces, if you can hear this, hear our pleas to end our world's problems."

Course, we always run the risk of that nasty enslavement thing...but just think; maybe the technology is so advanced we wouldn't know we were enslaved, or mind it much. We might like it. We're willing to vote Democratic or Republican every year- we might like it.


munk
 
I know you're right, John, but I feel a duty to at least try.
You can lead a horse to water, and all that. It makes me feel better somehow.
 
They may be so far advanced we don't realize we're enslaved. I don't think Cattle know they're here to serve, do they?

Danny, I always enjoy a UFO thread. They are not only a lot of fun, but on a serious side, even considering the issues can be breathtaking. So don't give up just because I have a little fun.



munk
 
All I ever wanted was to visit an alien civilization ,study it as a cultural scientist, and bring back the knowledge, to share. What could be better? What could anybody ever do that would be better than that?
 
Danny I believe in ailiens. You know that.

But the idea of halting climate change is ludicrous. To me its like halting sundown. We didn't try to halt yesterday's sundown, and we didn't try to stop the last time the temperature warmed. We didn't try to stop the ice age. And its just as likely we could have halted it as it is we could halt the warming the earth is going through now.

So I'm in no way interested in any ailens culture's technology that would change the cyclic nature of the earths exsistance. No thank you. Take your cocaine and leave us be please. Cocaine, I'm convinced, is why the ailiens come here.
 
I don't know Andy; I saw a program on the Sun's eventual collapse into a White Dwarf. It would be nice if we could change the orbit of the earth as needed. Course, we're talking hundreds of thousands of years.

I don't know for sure if we've even the technology to survive the next Ice Age. And that's due pretty soon regardless of Global Warming. We have what left? 5000 years?

munk
 
That's 250 generations.....we ought to figure something out in the way of travel options. There's a whole universe out there to see!
 
For some of these space explorations which require decades of travel; why don't we get volunteers from Lifers in prison? Now, I don't mean send a murderous sociopath into space, but we could find someone mentally reaonable, couldn't we? And since he has to spend 70 years in the Pen anyway, why not sign on for a nice 20 year space flight?

The only drawbacks I can think of would be his not adhering to the program, you know, sabotage or wrecking the instruments, and the possibility of first contact with another intelligent life form. Man's representative, the guy the aliens would study to understand man, would be a felon. That might not be good....


munk
 
They're actually visiting to get some forging work done. Its a pretty good contract for a beginner:

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This is a great idea whose time has come. Instead of the earth's mantra, 'Blame America", let's direct our anger to, "Blame the Aliens." Brilliant work, Bladite. You should get the Peace prize for this one!!!

Unless of course the Aliens control the Nobel committee....and are directing the Zombies/.


munk
 
Thanks, HI Crew. You just won me 30,000 Ernklacks (best translation I can do, you alphabet doesn't have our characters.)

I TOLD the rest of the crew it would be you guys who figured out we were here...
 
Does this mean we'll all be killed, or rewarded, mindcontrolled, or plied with sex and drugs?


munk
 
I'll let you know once we figure out a conversion rate, since our unit of currency is a rubber triangle three miles along one side.....
 
Spectre said:
You know, Danny, I'm working on an opinion piece about Buddhism and self-defense for a friend's website.

Just a few minutes ago, I was thinking of a moment, when clearing my mind, I knew which of several strikes my uke would take before he moved at all. There are things I know- and you know, I'm certain- that most people wouldn't believe, unless they experienced it for themselves.
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I have had that happen several times when I was younger but the main difference is that although I meditated a lot I have never formally studied any of the martial arts and the moments didn't happen in the dojo.
 
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