I may be a knife addict...

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I was searching for the video '25 reasons to ban guns' on Youtube. Unfortunately, I typed in '25 reasons to buy knives'! Anyone else do something like this?

P.S. It is not an anti-gun video. I would highly suggest you watch it!
 
I once took out my knife instead of my pen to sing something.

The poor girl who wanted me to sign her petition was terrified.
 
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My phone was ringing and I pulled my knife out insted. They arn't even in the same poket. :p
 
I once went do deliver a baby any a spyderco endura 4 came out..... I love my baby. Lol, awesome thread.
 
Once went to grab the knife I keep in my left back pocket but accidentally grabbed the knife I keep in my right front pocket. Oh wait.
 
And make it forever binding :P

SpringAssisted said:
My phone was ringing and I pulled my knife out insted. They arn't even in the same poket. :p
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And if someone decides to rudely interrupt your call, hold onto the knife and say " Its for you!" :D
 
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MEJ said:
Are you joking? The girl will not ever be the same.
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Haha I wish I was joking. I had to apologize profusely and I ended up not signing the petition. She didn't quite look like she was going to cry but the knife was certainly a shock. She wasn't there any more when I returned a half hour later. Poor girl.

@Phydeaux: Yes, I signed it with her blood.
 
If you have to search for reasons to buy knives, I don't think your addition has settled-in deeply enough.

Go and remedy this immediately by purchasing a few more knives.
 
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