I need a care package

[DannyinJapan]

Can someone arrange to send me a little care package?
I need:
1 small bottle of gun blue
1 bottle of tru-oil
1 bottle of the best oil for khukuri blades

( i dont like this japanese oil anymore)
i can paypal you , just let me know.

 

[Roadrunner]

Sure, in fact I have an extra bottle of Tru-Oil laying around. E-mail me.

 

[Semper Fi]

Hey that was easy!

If I ask for a 22 year blond with big boobs, will someone send her to me?

 

[Nasty]

Do you care if she speaks English Bro? BTW, hope it's okay but she is babysitting her 18 year old red headed sister and will have to bring her along too...

 

[Semper Fi]

Don't care if she speaks at all...but appropriate moaning would be nice.

Now that reminds me of old times in Tijuana many years ago.....but at this age I might need some help, Bro. Care to join in?

 

[DannyinJapan]

Uh, I aint paying shipping for some huge-breasted blow-up doll.
just the facts ma'am, just the facts.

 

[Daniel Koster]

yikes!


mineral oil is best....

(not talking about the doll.....)

 

[Josh Muller]

ballistol!

 

[ddean]

Do they use mineral oil for 'baby oil' in Japan,
or any other oil?
Seems like mineral oil is everywhere in the states.

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[37up]

break free CLP is the best I've ever used for oilin' up those blades.

 

[DeathDancer]

If you get mineral oil from minerals, then you must get baby oil from...... Sorry, but I just had to say something....

 

[Ad Astra]

Will trade you for a gun-cleanin', beer-fetchin' Geisha...

WHOOOO, HOOOOOO- Danny, we're on the "YCS Crumbs" list!

AA

 

[Nasty]

I was going to say "You ought to know I've got your back" Bro...but then realized what a string of postings *that* would cause!

 

[Semper Fi]

I was going to say "You ought to know I've got your back" Bro...but then realized what a string of postings *that* would cause! !!!

 

[Semper Fi]

Hey Nasty, speaking of "smiles", I have been smiling all week. People are starting to wonder if I've really gone over the edge.

 

[Nasty]

I understand Johnny...I understand. Once again, Welcome Home.

 

[BruiseLeee]

People are starting to wonder if I've really gone over the edge.

I always thought you were already halfway down the cliff.

 

[Roadrunner]

Danny, keep your eyes open for it sometime next week. Sorry it took me so long to ship, but I sent a few surprises to make up for it.

 

[Semper Fi]

I always thought you were already halfway down the cliff.

Hmm...I've heard that before.

Bruise, do you work for the VA?

 

[BruiseLeee]

Valcaholics anonymous?