I suspect that Mr. Clark has correctly called this case.
I am aware of only one sharpening "system" that can put a razor-sharp on any edge-like structure without the user first mastering some simple technique: Mr. Carl George at George and Son Cutlery in Downtown Portland, Oregon. You just drop your knive off at the shop and pick it up a few days later sharp as can be.
So, Mr. Xray, the answer to your problem is to move to a flat in downtown Portland and just take all of your knives to George and Son.
Carl George is the third-generation of George's at George and Son. He is the son of the Son in George and Son. He's been sharpening knives all of his life.
Aside from simply taking your knife to George and Son, I am not aware of any "system" that does not require some bit of effort on the operator's part to learn a bit of technique and that doesn't require some practice.
I have a Gatco Edgemate "system" that was sold to me by Mr. George since I'm not always able to get up to the store as often as either of us would like. I will not claim that the Gatco is the ultimate system available, but the fact that it is what Mr. George recommended spoke volumes to me. And, what I will assert that I get very impressive results with mine.
I did not get great results with it the first few times. Mr. George had cautioned me that it would take some learning. So, I started out on some cheap knives and just practiced. It took me ten or fifteen tries before I was really able to get great result with my Gatco which I do now.
Some time ago, a friend of mine dropped by with six M16 bayonets that he'd picked up at some surplus sale all used and all totally dull. He offered me my choice of one if I'd sharpen all six. Well, I really didn't want the thing; it's very ugly. But, as a favor, I said I would. It took several hours to sharpen all six, but I was able to shave at least some hair will all six bayonets when I was done. The one I kept has actually turned into a kitchen knife. People are always surprised to see it there in the knife block.
Anyway, the point is that all of the system's you've dismissed are fine products and, in the hands of someone who has made a small effort to learn the technique (and I'm not talking about a lifetime of learning here. The learning curve on my Gatco was maybe three hours), can produce very respectible edges on any reasonable knife.
Pick one, get some cheap knives, and go to it.
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Chuck
Balisongs -- because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
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[This message has been edited by Gollnick (edited 01-19-2001).]