I need the help of my fellow forumites, the insane ones!

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Hello all! I need your help. A friend and I have taken on super hero identities and I need a super villian name, something to do with knives maybe.

Now I realize that this begs the question, what are two grown men doing acting like super heros? The answer is simple: We are both completely frickin' insane.
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My friend has taken the identity of Maelstrom, Master of Cool Poses and Menacing Glares. I don't know what my powers are yet, but we've decided I need to be his evil arch-nemesis so I need a worthy name.

Another friend's suggestions of "Pants, the British Wonder Boy" and "Darth Wombat" just aren't doing it. So come my insane friends (read Vampire Gerbil here) and help me!!!

Ohh! Time to go take my lithium, I've run out of "official" medication but watch batteries seem to work well too.
 
Well, until the sun sets in Nevada and VG arises, I'll try to help.

How about...

Nahoj, Wielder of Blades and Eater of Batteries!

or,

Llessebj, Poster of posts and Swallower of Swords!

Lame, but then I'm not a nocturnal blood drinking rodent.



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"All is well. And all will be well - in the garden." Chance the Gardener
 
By day he is just a mild mannered sword swallower at the circus. But when evil is needed, he puts on his black leather underwear and Kydex vest and becomes....

GRIMTOOTH! Super villain with the unholy ability to reach into his mouth and bring forth JUST the right blade for the situation. Roaches on the ceiling? No problem, spit a couple of shurikens into his palm and THUNK! Vermin away.

What poor superhero DARES to see what hellish blade will spring forth next from the gaping maw of GRIMTOOTH!

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SpinBoy!

(good on so many levels)


G2

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"The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions!"
Take the time to read your Bible Now, don't be left behind...

G2 LeatherWorks
 
Some suggestions:

"Stiletto Heel" - athletic shoe magnate with visions of world dominiation. Special power/weapon: Brings foes to their knees with sharp wit and rude comments. See also: Nike.

"The Grinder" - nebbish sandwich shop employee by day, menacing evil-doer by night. Special power/weapon: Garlic stun-breath and boomerang grinding disks

"David Bowie" - oops, that one's already taken. Special power/weapon: mind-numbing effect of "China Girl."

You want more -- I got a million of 'em!

 
Hey! That's "differently sane" to you, Johnny Fartpants.
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Is this going to sound like a roll call from the League of Superfluous Superheroes, or whatever they were called? Botulism Boy? Leprosy Lass? I don't remember exactly.
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A bunch of my friends came up with a comic strip hero -- "Auxotrophic Mutant Man" and his arch-nemesis, "Symbolism Boy". I have personally been known as "Arson Bunny" in the past. How about "Plaid Clash Man"?
 
Testicules, the son of Hercules, who has not descended yet.

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
What's that? You say you wonder how a person could come by such a super power as pulling blades from his mouth?

Well, a mild mannered sword swallower had a couple of cavities he needed filled, so he went to the circus blacksmith, who promptly filled the offending cavities with some leftover ATS-34 and some D2. Well, when the circus rolled through a major metropolis, our man went to see a real dentist. The real dentist sez "Bite down on this Micarta block while we turn on the X-ray machine."

WHIRRRRR! ZZZZZZAAAAPPP!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!

The sword swallower's head is engulfed in sparks, and he goes down to his knees and vomits a pile of....

CQC7's, Whirlwinds, throwers, a bowie..."AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA! Now the world will know the vengeance of GRIMTOOTH!!"
Who knows what evil lurks in the mouths of men? The Shadow? WRONG!! The Shadow does not know, and is out of lifelines. The Evil is known only to GRIMTOOTH!
 
How about Johan Sebenza Buck, the human jigsaw!

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Guys who are fully grown up & are wannabe super heros in real life usually have names like:

Home Alone on Saturday Night
Lefty
Star Trek Convention Groupie
Did he say breast? Hehe hehe
It my sister's.......
Pass the Oxy10

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~Greg Mete~
Kodiak Alaska
JKM-Chai

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Canada already has enough superheroes...the two guys in the Molson's commercials, eh? lol

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Good, good! Bring me more!

eaglehi1 - That was a totally sick, repulsive reference! I laughed
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Jake Evans - Nah, my brother called me that for years.

Kodiak PA - I'll have you know we are not "home alone on Saturday night", the voices are ALWAYS THERE FOR COMPANY
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Considering the success of Russell Crowe in the 'Gladiator,' why not become 'Maximus Fluvius Rectus'? Sure, it's Latin for 'The Great Diarreha,' but only the cool people will know, and you get a neat short sword.--OKG
 
how about...

Slappy, the salacious circus monkey; ruler of the sexually deviant
 
how bout just redoing the edward scissor hands persona

johnny blade fingers, the microtech mad scientist who lost his hands while trying to temper stainless ti-talonite blades for the new automatic bak'lath(sp?). he create a set of cybernetic/bionic etc ad infinatium, ad nausea. hands, with switchblade fingers (making himself illegal to own or even be in most us states), and as if that was not bad enough he goes about stealing all ofthe worlds great edged artifacts, from the 1st flint dagger to excaliber to julius's gladiola maxinator. just be carful wipping your arse.

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