I opened the bag with a BG-42 532

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...I shoulda knew it was gonna be a big mistake...I opened this large bag of butterscotch morsels, for something the wife wanted to make, with my BG-42 Bucklock, and walked away wondering what she was up to. She took a box of corn flakes and some peanut butter and those darn butterscotch morsels ...melted it all together and mixed 'em all up...made small clumps of the mixture and put 'em in the 'fridge. There they sat for a few hours...waiting. 5 minutes ago the wife walks into my room and asks if I want to try one of the clumps...It was like my "first time" ...DELICIOUS! ! !...I see another 5 pound gain this coming week...all thanks to that BG-42 Bucklocker...:eek: :p :D
 
My wife is baking "dog biscuits", I doubt I gain any weight, but the pups will pack on the pounds!
...How did that old song go???... "If ya want to be happy for the rest of your life you have to make an ugly woman your wife..." or somthin' to that effect...LMBO... ( Lord don't let the wives see this thread ) ...:eek: :p
 
...HA HA HA HA HA ...Wish I could send ya some over the "net" Scott...:p

hay save some for the 446 dilvery man!!! that is in addation to the coffie and crumpets!!!
oh btw:
did you want to go to the shot show in orlando on the 12th? the buck clan will be there... or did you know that or had you thought of that?
 
hay save some for the 446 dilvery man!!! that is in addation to the coffie and crumpets!!!
oh btw:
did you want to go to the shot show in orlando on the 12th? the buck clan will be there... or did you know that or had you thought of that?
...LOL...I'll save ya some cookies Dave...:D ...On the 12th I'll be in Tallahassee at a Gastroenterology seminar...:( ...Doing neat stuff during the week is almost impossible for me with the surgery calendar running the way it's been the last year or so...Way too many people needing or wanting their "coal chutes" probed...or "hooters" expanded...
 
That would probably make an ugly woman happy. I would rather be somewhat miserable and have a good lookin' wife!

Hey....I've been there and believe me...they lose their attractiveness real quick once they get to opening their trap. It makes ugly a bit more attractive! :rolleyes: :eek:
 
Trust what Mike says.
No matter how good lookin' she is, someone else is tired of her crap.


Hey....I've been there and believe me...they lose their attractiveness real quick once they get to opening their trap. It makes ugly a bit more attractive! :rolleyes: :eek:

cmon guys , even for a youngun like me i figured out what selective hearing and memory is all about :p :D but ugly is ------well just ugly:D
 
Pretty is ALWAYS a plus. Mike and Buckaholic are correct about the big trap though. A woman's memory, unlike a man's, is not selective. It is the world's largest sponge. Think of it a hard drive with data that cannot and will not be deleted...no matter what. I have had things thrown in my face that happened so long ago that I forgot they even happened. It took me a while, but I have figured out that a gorgeous deaf woman is the way to go.:thumbup:

lmao , but then ya have to learn sign just to tell them what to do lol so training them would be tough
mute would be better :D
 
My first wife was plain looking...but dy-na-mite!!! (if you get my drift)... :eek: ;) ...The second was pretty, but a wet firecracker (if you get my drift)... :o :( ...The next one will be beautiful!!!...(I've drifted away from explosives!)...:rolleyes: :D

...I'm presently looking for a juicy young blonde, who will jump up and down, and squeal - "Oh, a shiny new sports car!!!"... :D :p :cool:

[size=-2]Maybe I can find one who can make those marshmellow and rice puffy things...I like those...[/size] ;)
 
OK, my next lady will not be a wife but will be a wealthy hunting and fishing buddy:thumbup: :p :thumbup: .

Of course she tires quickly of all the fine guns and knives that she buys and says "I'm getting a new blah, blah with stag and blah blah to go with my new blah, blah 1911 custom made by blah. Here you can have my "old" blah, blah 300 and matching 44 blah...if you can be "good" to me tonight." :eek: :D :eek:

Then I wake up and wipe the drool away, get up and go shovel some more snow:grumpy:. Happy Holidays:D, Preston
 
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